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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

You should never let your horn fluid go below a quarter tank. It can draw up the sediment at the bottom and damage the pump.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

My horn fluid spills out whenever my bottom gets pumped.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Horn fluid? What is this, the stone age?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What steam punk yee ass people are you... It's the electric age you bafoons /s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What/s the 's for?
Of course we use the horn battery.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I added it mainly to insure myself against people who get offended after not understanding a joke

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I understood the joke, but i choose to get offended regardless!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But it is the electric age!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How much electricity do you even have?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

3, at least

[–] xlash123 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Similar story with blinker fluid

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 months ago (2 children)

reminds of of the time I asked AI if my cat was a snake

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why does it specify that it is the cat on the image who is not venomous. Are there venomous cats??

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Try injecting a cat into your blood stream and then get back to me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He didn't ask if it was poisonous

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

And I didn't suggest eating the cat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fair Witness behaviour. He didn't ask about other cats, he asked about this one.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's fantastic, lol

Is this chatgpt? I didn't know you could have it analyze images.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Is it really below average?"

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don't know what the other commenter used, but there are AI-Based image-captioning apps like this:

https://huggingface.co/spaces/fancyfeast/joy-caption-pre-alpha

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My parents car ran out of honk, but a honk transplant fixed it

[–] Aurenkin 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Don’t worry they only use a hunk of the deceased that previously consented to honk transplants.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is false. Cars for sale in India need to be made with 3x more honk because the standard package would run out too soon.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Blinker fluid is another one a lot of people forget to check

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Also greasing the muffler bearings at every 100k

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Do you use synthetic or wild-caught?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Only the natural stuff for my mufflings !

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Free-range. I want to know they lived good, happy lives.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I just replaced the honk in my car today, so I can assure you they very much do.

In related news, Subaru has yet to do a recall on a very important safety device going bad, despite the Internet being awash with 2016-2018 Outbacks having bad clocksprings. At least it's a relatively easy fix.

[–] rustydrd 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Come to think of it, one thing I truly despise about the current state of AI is its verbosity. You ask the stupidest question, and the response is always some multipage essay (or longer if you ask nicely) that looks all important but is composed of 90% filler and bullshit, until it ends with "In conclusion, ..." followed by the actual answer. Enough intelligence to string sentences together ad infinitum but not enough to provide actual answers that fit the question.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

They trained it to be like that. Reason being that in theory you can see logical flaws in the answer and that people get not only an answer, but also why and how.

If you force it to shorten it's anwers it will do. But single word anwers seem impossible

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Depends. It's useful sometimes. I'd rather have verbosity by default and ask for shortness

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Don’t worry, Canada is prepared to provide an endless honk supply should anyone be running low. 🪿🪿

[–] pkmkdz 14 points 3 months ago

If your honk runs out, you're irresponsible honk owner

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Forget to recharge the honk and you get the bonk

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I mean if the car is off and the horn is continually used the battery will die…

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A couple of weeks ago, someone on here asked about weird/gross idioms or something similar. Someone called pooping "honking out a dirt snake" and it has rarely left my head since reading that post.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

My current favorite is

Time to blow up the clown.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If we learn how to convert honk into energy, we will have unlimited electricity.

[–] deranger 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s what microphones do.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Backwards ass speaker motherfuckers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Run out of* honk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Be good to your honkers, then they will honk for you tomorrow too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The one who asked is Turkish and wants to prepare for a football match.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

TIL cars are nymphos

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