Next up on FarceNews: Trump's newest picks to include Cap'n Crunch (Secretary of Defense), Scrooge McDuck (Treasury), and Smokey the Bear (Education).
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What about my practicing the Art of the Blade™?
Tolle Idee. Hier mein Entwurf für ein Ampel-Deck:
Rot: hauptsächlich Kreaturen ohne besondere Fähigkeiten, gute Menge Mana
Grün: starke Kreaturen, mächtige Zauber, null Mana
Gelb (weiß): nur vier Kreaturen, davon drei 0/0 ohne weitere Fähigkeiten und eine mit "wenn Chrissi von Linden diese Runde nicht angegriffen hat, opfere 2 Mana und verliere 5 Lebenspunkte", bei weitem mehr Mana als nötig
zzgl. Scholzomat, ein legendäres Artefakt, regeneriert Lebenspunkte für rotes Mana, kann aber nur alle 5 Runden verwendet werden
See it more like "preventing a website whose owner refuses to comply withEuropean law from operating in the EU".
"It puts the burger in its mouth or else it gets the hose again."
Booo
That's about 5-9 mm too much.
My usual response to this: Nothing. If you have to get me something, give me chocolate (or something else I can eat or drink).
I have my own money. If I need something, I buy it. And if I don't buy it, I don't need it and don't want anyone to get it for me.
Doesn't matter anymore. Didn't read past the headline, so I didn't realize the real appointee for Secretary of Education is actually the wife of the strut-around/smell-money/fall-over-in-his-chair wrestling dude from the memes.