rustydrd

joined 1 year ago
[–] rustydrd 0 points 1 day ago

Doesn't matter anymore. Didn't read past the headline, so I didn't realize the real appointee for Secretary of Education is actually the wife of the strut-around/smell-money/fall-over-in-his-chair wrestling dude from the memes.

[–] rustydrd 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Next up on FarceNews: Trump's newest picks to include Cap'n Crunch (Secretary of Defense), Scrooge McDuck (Treasury), and Smokey the Bear (Education).

[–] rustydrd 10 points 1 day ago

What about my practicing the Art of the Blade™?

[–] rustydrd 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] rustydrd 8 points 2 days ago

Tolle Idee. Hier mein Entwurf für ein Ampel-Deck:

Rot: hauptsächlich Kreaturen ohne besondere Fähigkeiten, gute Menge Mana

Grün: starke Kreaturen, mächtige Zauber, null Mana

Gelb (weiß): nur vier Kreaturen, davon drei 0/0 ohne weitere Fähigkeiten und eine mit "wenn Chrissi von Linden diese Runde nicht angegriffen hat, opfere 2 Mana und verliere 5 Lebenspunkte", bei weitem mehr Mana als nötig

zzgl. Scholzomat, ein legendäres Artefakt, regeneriert Lebenspunkte für rotes Mana, kann aber nur alle 5 Runden verwendet werden

[–] rustydrd 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

People ITT must've forgotten about the salmon cannon.

[–] rustydrd 33 points 2 days ago (16 children)

See it more like "preventing a website whose owner refuses to comply withEuropean law from operating in the EU".

[–] rustydrd 11 points 3 days ago

"It puts the burger in its mouth or else it gets the hose again."

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[–] rustydrd 31 points 3 days ago

That's about 5-9 mm too much.

[–] rustydrd 3 points 3 days ago

My usual response to this: Nothing. If you have to get me something, give me chocolate (or something else I can eat or drink).

I have my own money. If I need something, I buy it. And if I don't buy it, I don't need it and don't want anyone to get it for me.

 
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Communication (sh.itjust.works)
 
 

My wife puts Tabasco sauce on her pizza, while I am convinced that an Italian person dies every time she does that. Help us sort this out, please.

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Oh boy... (sh.itjust.works)
 
 

Learned something new today while listening to a podcast about US politics.

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Why u always lying? (sh.itjust.works)
 
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ich📠iel (sh.itjust.works)
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Like the morning dew (sh.itjust.works)
 
 

Die EU-Staaten einigen sich heute nicht auf eine Position zur Chatkontrolle. Die Ratspräsidentschaft hat die Abstimmung von der Tagesordnung genommen, weil sie keine ausreichende Mehrheit hat. Damit ist Belgien gescheitert, jetzt geht die Präsidentschaft an Ungarn.

Quelle: https://netzpolitik.org/2024/etappensieg-belgien-scheitert-mit-abstimmung-zur-chatkontrolle/

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ich🔫iel (sh.itjust.works)
 

EIL: Fragebogen-Leak bringt Pistorius in Erklärungsnot

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Better than toys (sh.itjust.works)
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Yeah, I call BS (sh.itjust.works)
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