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[-] Socsa 66 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When they kick down your door, how you gonna come?

With you hands on your head, or on 175 lbs of tannerine and wood screws?

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

* kick at your front door
how you gonna come
wi' your hands on your head

FTFY

For the unfamiliar

[-] Socsa 12 points 1 week ago

We appreciate the correction

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

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[-] mindbleach 30 points 1 week ago

Does a booby-trap that only responds to lethal force technically pass the Katko test?

[-] verity_kindle 19 points 1 week ago

What is the katko test.... I'm afraid to look it up? 14 watch lists is plenty

[-] prayer 29 points 1 week ago

A famous legal case defining what is and isn't allowed for defense of property, specifically about lethal booby traps to stop trespassing. It basically says that you can't use lethal force to defend property using booby traps as they are indiscriminate and therefore cannot determine if certain criteria (i.e. reasonable fear for your life) are met.

[-] mindbleach 31 points 1 week ago

... because Katko used a mousetrap and a shotgun shell to blow a dude's leg off. Over some antique jars.

It's one of those cases where the jury immediately knows a line has been crossed and just needs to hash out how far back.

[-] verity_kindle 11 points 1 week ago

Well, some folks are pretty passionate about collecting jars. Thanks for a credible reply.

[-] xx3rawr 7 points 1 week ago

He just got sick of those vase-slaying MCs

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I mean, Link kinda had it coming at that point

[-] verity_kindle 6 points 1 week ago

Thanks for the context, I thought the "Katko test" might be a funni/memey reference. TIL! Happy Cake Day!

[-] mindbleach 18 points 1 week ago

On reflection, the real question is whether you're home at the time, since that makes it the castle doctrine instead of "defense of property." At which point you're free to go full Home Alone a la Last Crusade. The penitent doorkicker kneels! bzzZZZzzzt

[-] verity_kindle 8 points 1 week ago

Yesh. When do I get to shlap my shon for blashphemy? Sho exshited aboit my shcenes.

[-] mindbleach 5 points 1 week ago

What'd the five fingers say to the face? SHLAP!

What'd Boris's face say to those five fingers? Achoo.

[-] Rafael 7 points 1 week ago

At which point you're free to go full Home Alone a la Last Crusade.

Stop stop I can only get so erect

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

i think the technicality here is that it would be akin to negligent manslaughter at best. Since self defense wouldn't really apply.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Boris is going to get you killed.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

aside from the fact that this would probably completely total your home, and kill your neighbors dog through an act of god.

This is a great idea.

[-] verity_kindle 7 points 1 week ago

User name checks out, there is a significant chance Boris will kill time itself.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Boris the undefeated!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Wouldn't this put those thin blue line boys they love in danger?

[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago

They only love the thin blue line when it’s kneeling on a black guy’s neck.

Plenty of Christian domestic terrorists want to kill cops who want to take their guns away. Weaver, Koresh, McVeigh, Bundy, etc.

[-] verity_kindle 21 points 1 week ago

I want it on record, stenographers please take this down...I am anti-Ted Bundy. I don't care what charming, yet down to earth actor played him in the biopic. Glorifying a serial killer through entertainment is wrong. I haven't seen it, I do not intend to do so, now or ever, thank you, good night.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

It sounds like you may support Ted Bundy….

[-] verity_kindle 14 points 1 week ago

I deny it, categorically. The allegations that I played golf with a pro-Bundy lobbyist are absolutely false and slanderous. I had no idea anyone else was on the course on the time, as I was focused on the nation's business and correcting my slice.

[-] rocketpoweredredneck 25 points 1 week ago

The people who make these memes aren't the same people who like the cops. There are some very confused people who think 'no step on snek' and prostrating themselves before the ones who'd be doing the stepping makes some kind of sense, but they're also the same people who think climate change isn't real and vaccines kill people. Their opinion is irrelevant.

Fuck the police

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Snakes wriggle around desperately on their bellies all the time it fits perfectly

[-] Vendetta9076 22 points 1 week ago

You're confusing two groups of people with very little overlap

[-] verity_kindle 6 points 1 week ago

Everyone here is being tendentious and obfuscatious! :::Confused screaming:::

[-] Vendetta9076 2 points 1 week ago

Whatcha mean?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

No they love the cops when the cops are policing them and keeping them in line. The thin blue line between US and THEM.

When its their property and their rights, the governent must be stopped from tyrany.

[-] Vendetta9076 3 points 1 week ago

Once again, you're confusing two groups of people with very little overlap.

The person who would make Boris is a libertarian not a conservative. Americans have a wildly warped view on politics.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Who is they?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Still won't stop them from shooting your dog

[-] mindbleach 5 points 1 week ago

Rowdy is also filled with Tannerite and wood screws.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Rowdy is actually tannerite, a mason jar of gasoline, and the full contents of one (1) stolen sharps disposal bin.

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