darvocet

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Home defense in c/noncredibledefense
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It sounds like you may support Ted Bundy….

Mediocre. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They are markable you just can’t remark them.

Biscuits and Gravy in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Love the name.

TIL The element Einsteinium was first discovered by detonating a hydrogen bomb in the Pacific Ocean, and flying fighter jets with debris-capturing filter paper through the top of the mushroom cloud in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Humans be crazy.

Gonorrhea is becoming unstoppable; highly resistant cases found in US in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I didn’t know that was an option.

Gonorrhea is becoming unstoppable; highly resistant cases found in US in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Luckily for me, I don’t have sex.

TIL The element Einsteinium was first discovered by detonating a hydrogen bomb in the Pacific Ocean, and flying fighter jets with debris-capturing filter paper through the top of the mushroom cloud in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Nature be crazy.

Kids in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Parents are literally the worst.

My screenshot of Twitter for your consideration in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Are you Xzibit?

Are you a chicken? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many jpegs is this?

If not a subscription, at least accounts for everything (have you heard of that coffee mug that requires an account and firmware updates?) in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Wow, I guess there is still hope for humanity.

fun fact rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’d like to subscribe to banana facts.

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