Sonic the Hedgehog is left alone and not sexualized for like....10 minutes.
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2024
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They have a dedicated survivor to prevent that
They actually have protocols where too many sonic porn artists are not allowed on the same flight to prevent just such a tragedy.
They don't want to leave him alone on a Friday night.
I'm never alone when I've got my very own life sized, anatomically correct, Rouge doll, with alternate costume from Sonic Adventure 2.
(Yes I did get A rank on each level, so I'm allowed to dress her up in it).
I've been laughing at this comment for two days now.
All tech knowledge is lost and the world is sent back to the stone age within 10 years as everything stops working and nobody can fix it.
The day I found out that our intern was a furry was the day I realized the weirdos are finally winning.
Mayor in the bathroom scene from Fight Club, but it's furries instead of just a group of men having a mid-life crisis
Two of them aren't even in Project Mayhem, they were just... nearby.
I'd watch the shit out of that movie.
OwO what’s this? Nuzzles radar array—how's your signal strength, over? Your engines are emitting some serious warmth. 🛩️ *Scans fuel intake* 🛢️ A bulge? Roger that, ground control. Someone's happy in the hangar today. 😎 Nuzzles your sleek fuselage, purring like a Pratt & Whitney engine. ⚙️ *Cleaning the cockpit glass* You're so big, radar signature is off the charts! Rubs your aerodynamic curves—it's like your airframe doesn't know when to quit. 🎯 *Locks on target* Kisses you, then licks your necky—mommy likies, indeed. I hope the chief engineer approves of my maneuvers. *Flight control override engaged* I've got an itch, ground crew. A seven-meter itch, to be precise. Can you assist? Squirms and wags my wings. 🛬 *Emergency descent protocol* Permission to be punished, sir? Runs my ailerons down your fuselage, bites my lip—this is gonna be one wild barrel roll. 🔄 *Full afterburner* Paws on your bulge, eyes glowing like HUD displays. I'm thirsty, and it's not for aviation fuel. *Unbuttons your pants, licks the shaft* Mmmm, oily goodness. Drools all over your daddy meat. Fondles Mr. Fuzzy—yes, I love the joystick. 🕹️ *Inhales deeply* Oh, God—punish me, daddy! Nyea~ Squirms and wiggles, loving your oily essence. Bites my lip again. *Engaging vertical climb* Please, punish me. Licks my lips, savoring your goodness. Eyes roll back as you go deep - give me your G-force! *Supersonic moans* Suckles your control stick, oscillating wildly. 🥵
Why
A+ on the imagery alone, but through all the sexual metaphors I wasn't able to tell who the actual characters were in this story...? Is it a plane and another plane?
Yes it is. This is porn for airplanekin. You can find a surprising amount of it online.
Or so you've heard
Sentient airplanes are such adorable creatures
This picture is basically the homepage on bluesky.
This is precisely why North Korean is working on an anti-furry bioweapon. They must be stopped.
So north korea is trying to set us back to the 1970?
It would level the playing field.
Mate its gonna have SEVERE impact on our worldwide IT department there would be server outages and software expliots eveywhere
It's a joke about North Korea being stuck at a 1970's tech level. I don't want it to happen.
Its weird seeing a meme and knowing several people in it.
Definite arch territory.
Wait is it the lack of MLP that delays Linux or is it the only being delayed up to a month because of the lack of mlp
I took it as bronies and furries work together on Linux distros, so you’re missing half the team, not the full team.
But most bronies I know are getting into the furry fandom, myself included.
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Imagine the smell on that plane
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