OK, listen, I am always 1000% down for laughing at the stupid, self defeating damage being caused by Trump... But this ain't it.
Microsoft has been backing off of new data centre buildouts for a while now, long before Trump started getting serious about this tariff bullshit. They were doing this quietly, mostly allowing letters of intent to expire and doing other stuff that makes it very clear that they have lost all confidence in this mythical AI revolution that they were piling money into. Of course, admitting that the tech rapture isn't coming will be disastrous for their stock price, so they're trying to avoid actually saying what they're doing.
Unfortunately for Microsoft, research by TD Cowen picked up what was happening, and it was recently verified by reporting from Bloomberg. So Microsoft have lost the ability to make these pullbacks quietly, and they're desperate for any kind of cover. The tariffs are exactly what they need; instead of admitting that they set billions of dollars on fire trying to make magic beans real, they can blame the government.
Trump's idiotic tariffs are doing massive damage to the global economy, but this particular wound is very much self-inflicted on Microsoft's part.
Forget four years. When Trump just turns around and lowers almost all the tariffs just because bond markets "got yippy" it makes it very clearly that these are not a permanent thing even within this administration (assuming it does only last four years).
This has been their problem from the start. If the goal of tariffs is to encourage domestic production, then it needs to be clear that they are a permanent thing, not some momentary whim. Companies need to know that it's worth making four year, five year, ten year investments under this new regime.
But Trump and his mouthpieces keep talking about making deals. They describe the tariffs as a negotiating tactic, which means they're only intended to stick around as long as it takes to get that deal. So if you're investing in a new factory, the message is to wait until the deal happens.
Tariffs cannot be both a tool for encouraging domestic growth and a tool for negotiating better trade. Those two goals are mutually exclusive. But pretty much no one in the white house understands that.