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[–] [email protected] 193 points 4 months ago (5 children)

How the fuck he fold towels?

[–] jballs 76 points 4 months ago

That is a downside. But on the upside, he's immune to hanging.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm up a lot earlier than usual and I've had too much coffee and this has me cry laughing. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (8 children)

I think I can transalte: "How can he fold towels if he doesn't have a chin?"

Cause most people hold the middle part of the towel with their chin when folding.

This is the best image I could quickly find -

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (11 children)

But why?

Am I secretly a towel folding genius? I don't see how that's remotely required?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It's usually blankets that are folded using the chin. Maybe they have gigantic towels.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Those are the best towels. See also "hang-dried floofy towel bliss".

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I have to imagine that not a single pillow in his house has a pillowcase on it.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

You win Lemmy today. Hit me like a train... dyin' over here.

[–] [email protected] 109 points 4 months ago (3 children)

That chin was made for a beard.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There's a slight bump there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You sure that's not a pimple?

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[–] mindbleach 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 91 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If there was ever a man that deserves the ability to grow a full and thick beard, is this man. Alas, nature is sadistic.

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub 76 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Look out! I just saw a giant Alaskan Bull Worm heading straight to Bikini Bottom!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's a good thing I was already sitting on the toilet because I shat myself laughing

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

"Quit cuttin' 'em down, or I'll bite off your knees!"

[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Never shave unless you're certain you have a chin

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You were great on MythBusters

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago

That is.. unfortunate.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago

Can we all see your best Earthworm Jim costume this year? Pretty please?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He looks like Jamie Hyneman. If Jamie wasn't a walrus in disguise but an earthworm.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

An earthworm disguised as a walrus disguised as Jamie Hyneman.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

On the plus side they are now turtly enough for the turtle club

[–] PiJiNWiNg 25 points 4 months ago

His name wouldn't happen to be Jim?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

Jawless execution!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Why my mans look like he speak for the trees?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

You can have it all my empire of dirt.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The genetic lottery was not kind to this man.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Time for a Bob's Burgers rewatch

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

It's like a small planetoid; it has its own weather system! Like an orange on a toothpick! Lookit the size o' that thing! Oh, he's gonna cry himself to sleep tonight on his huuge pillo'.

[–] vaultdweller013 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I dont like live action worms apocalypse.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis 12 points 4 months ago

Gah! Put it back!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Man is goitered to the hilt

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As soon as I saw this I thought "Get this man some iodine, stat! Or, conversely, stop giving this man so much iodine!"

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

How does this guy fold a blanket?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

@The_Picard_Maneuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

It’s so cartoonish, I love it so much. This man looks absurd.

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