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[–] Shieldtoad 104 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 91 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Can't. My phone keeps reorienting.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago

Can't even trust your phone these days smh my head

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

Beyblade style!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If android just turn off auto-rotate in drop down menu

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] jubilationtcornpone 3 points 4 months ago

At last! I knew that inversion table I bought four years ago and used three times was going to be good for something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Tell it that, while you “support” its decisions, funding its college education will be contingent on finding a spouse to have a baby with.

Follow me for more toxic phone-parenting tips.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not mine, it’s Occidental.

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[–] DaCrazyJamez 45 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Oooohhhh shiiit. Took a solid minute to see it but daaamn

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

We both just lost it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I can't believe they did them like that

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

This was my first boisterous laugh of the day. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This post reminds me of one of my favourite Anthony Jeselnik jokes:

My dad did not fuck around. My dad did not trust anybody. My dad did not trust anyone. In fact, he had a saying… but he wouldn’t tell me.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 194 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Turning it over does nothing particularly special other than looking at the image upside down. There’s no second image. If you turned the image upside down you got got for trusting OP.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago

I don't trust you

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This didn't trick me.

Apropos of nothing in particular, I'm going to go make a coffee.

[–] Aurenkin 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I made this with AI to support my deception

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't believe you, this is clearly a real coffee

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can't put your finger in coffee for real, it would burn. This is AI.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I'll concede the finger might be artificial, but that's a real coffee.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Ceci n'est pas un café

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hmmm. But is moka pot real espresso? If I swizzle hot milk with an IKEA toy, is it real froth? My morning cappuccino sits on a throne of lies.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Seems harsh—lots of people make coffee these days.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I myself have made coffee today, FYI.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Seems like the shame could be on you

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How to gain someone's trust:
Say "never trust anyone".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago
[–] felykiosa 8 points 4 months ago

I turned my phone on the si de ans IT DID SOMETHING because I use sync .

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Haha it took me a long time, but I finally saw it. You can even see it better from the side. Just look at her fingers.

[–] tja 4 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Is this loss?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

There's no trust involved here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Almost had me there

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