Shieldtoad

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I'd choose 4,5 & 9 in c/[email protected]
[–] Shieldtoad 64 points 6 days ago (3 children)

If you choose 6, your life will be like that of Sam the Slug.

Google translate is a bitch in c/[email protected]
[–] Shieldtoad 122 points 1 week ago (12 children)

I had to check it.

pokémon or dopémon? in c/[email protected]
[–] Shieldtoad 5 points 1 week ago

Quilava is the evolution of Cyndaquil (2nd gen fire starter) iirc

Name them in c/[email protected]
[–] Shieldtoad 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Why would a town with less than 15000 inhabitants need 3 laundromats, 3 hand carwashes and 2 mattress stores? The 4 nightshops are also shady.

Cyanide & Happiness - Random Comic Generator in c/[email protected]
Whats your favourite sound? in c/[email protected]
[–] Shieldtoad 12 points 1 month ago

When my cats purr.

Scratch that itch in c/[email protected]
[–] Shieldtoad 146 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

I guess it must be this one. source

In plain sight all along in c/[email protected]
[–] Shieldtoad 54 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You're wrong, the secret ingredient is Patrick Source.

me_irl in c/[email protected]
[–] Shieldtoad 73 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Every day I go home knowing I'm the favorite person of 2 cats. Here both of them are laying on my lap.

... in c/[email protected]
[–] Shieldtoad 122 points 4 months ago (24 children)

This one sparks joy.

Brain freeze in c/funny
[–] Shieldtoad 46 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The season of giving in c/[email protected]
[–] Shieldtoad 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My bonus is always money. Half of goes to taxes before it reaches me. Then I use the part I get to pay my other taxes. After this I have just enough left to get myself a pizza.

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Neighbour's cat floating in the sky (sh.itjust.works)
 
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I managed to remove the lid of my yogurt this cleanly this morning (sh.itjust.works)
 
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He's going to let her finish (sh.itjust.works)
 
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This would be a nice temperature for Easter, not for Christmas Eve. (sh.itjust.works)
 

14°C = 57°F

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Not everybody is welcome in this cat's store (sh.itjust.works)
 
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