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[–] RmDebArc_5 143 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] jballs 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Isn't it a little redundant? Are there lots of spotlessly clean asses infested with pinworms out there?

[–] [email protected] 82 points 4 days ago (2 children)

She got a dirty ass. TP sucks at cleaning your butthole.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 4 days ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 67 points 4 days ago (3 children)

That's what I thought too, until a bunch of angry parents chased me out of the park claiming their kids drink out of there.

Who lets their kids drink from a bidet?!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Actually insane. Whenever my friends come over, they always ask why I have a “water fountain” – whatever that is – installed in my bathroom. I point to the faucet in the kitchen and ask ‘em what they think that is. They aren’t too bright, sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

I don't let my kids drink from public fountains, either. You know that episode of Parks and Rec where the Pawneans drink from fountains by putting the whole fountain spout in their mouths? I've seen that happen. I've also seen kids wipes their snot-dripping noses and the touch the spout. I'm glad it's available, but it's a last resort.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (47 children)

Even wipes are better (just don't flush them, no such thing as flushable wipes, that is a lie they put on the box).

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Had one until it leaked and flooded the house while we were away

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You just need to get up in there a little bit.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

When you see red, you're clean.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is this like based on a true story or something? Does the mentioned comic exist?

[–] Shieldtoad 145 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 97 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Funny but you might want to check for pinworms

[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It could also be hemorrhoids.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Or they don't wipe their ass properly

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

no no, they need to use flush-able wipes and FLUSH EVERY SINGLE ONE DOWN.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

"jup" can either be "yup" or "hup" depending on which language you're coming from. It's definitely a fun spelling of the work though

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] neidu3 32 points 4 days ago

Obligatory: wash your ass and check for pinworms.

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