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[–] [email protected] 82 points 5 days ago (2 children)

She got a dirty ass. TP sucks at cleaning your butthole.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 5 days ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 days ago (3 children)

That's what I thought too, until a bunch of angry parents chased me out of the park claiming their kids drink out of there.

Who lets their kids drink from a bidet?!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Actually insane. Whenever my friends come over, they always ask why I have a “water fountain” – whatever that is – installed in my bathroom. I point to the faucet in the kitchen and ask ‘em what they think that is. They aren’t too bright, sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

I don't let my kids drink from public fountains, either. You know that episode of Parks and Rec where the Pawneans drink from fountains by putting the whole fountain spout in their mouths? I've seen that happen. I've also seen kids wipes their snot-dripping noses and the touch the spout. I'm glad it's available, but it's a last resort.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I know, right? Why would i let them steal my drink.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago (45 children)

Even wipes are better (just don't flush them, no such thing as flushable wipes, that is a lie they put on the box).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (3 children)

...where do you put the wipes of you don't flush them

If you say the trash can I am going to vomit

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Where do you think diapers go?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Rinse them off and put them back for the next person? You don't throw out your washcloths and towels after one use, do you?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Had one until it leaked and flooded the house while we were away

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You just need to get up in there a little bit.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

When you see red, you're clean.