DaCrazyJamez

This, of course, was summarized most eloquently at the zenith of human evoloution: the 1982 hit single by Toto clearly stating, "I bless the rains down in Africa."

Weak list of contenders this year.

Stated rather harshly, but accurate nonetheless.

I see the error here: this method will stop new cat pee odors from occurring, however, it is ineffective at removing existing ones.

If youre ever onstage and need a hammer but dont have one, just use an SM58

I have one that live in my backyard (Ohio/USA) or at least someone who looks very similar. It eats the black oil sunflower seeds i put out, but seems to prefer ants or other insects

The one to the top is for fixing divots on a golf course. The prongs to the bottom are for screwing/unscrwwing golf cleets on shoes.

Well, with airlines getting worse and more expensive, small jets are becoming a more viable alternative...

Contemporary to that one is "Brick" by Ben Folds Five...

I have an inconsistent schedule which includes night shifts. Ive never slept well, and whiskey+doxylamine=sleep, most of the time

A true historical reference

Im not exactly sure the mechanics of it, but when a new number is activated (or a number changes carriers, etc) it pings some database that spammers have access to, and know that that number is live. Ive had it happen every time ive hanged carriers or set up a phone for someone. Dies down to normal levels in a couple months.