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[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

Kid didn't even see it coming.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Wait until you find out he made his girlfriend sign a NDA and is buddy buddy with Vince McMahon.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Depending on the contents, the NDA I kind of understand given his celebrity status, but I really hate how he spoke mandarin to apologize to the CCP for his use of words like "taiwan" and "hong kong" as "countries" with "human beings" living in them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

He's also defended Vince McMahon every time he's been accused of sexual assault, rape, and sex trafficking.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing pretty much every pro wrestler on his level is buddy buddy with Vince McMahon. But I also have no personal feelings about John Cena one way or another. I know what he looks like and why he's famous, but that's about it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Except when I say buddy buddy I mean he probably knew Vince was forcing a woman to have sex with other people and sexually assaulting employees.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Made made her? Or asked her to if she wanted to live with him?

I'm not going to pretend to understand how different and complex Hollywood relationships can be, so I don't know if that's a dick move or just practical. I'm also not going to victimize someone that signs such a contract under free agency and then complains to the media about it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just to move in together. A couple things though. Nikki Bella wasn't exactly a nobody, and who has a 75 page document that doesn't allow you to talk about anything that happens in the house?

[–] sbv 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Wow. John Cena sucks ass. Prolly treats women like fucking objects there for his pleasure. I won't venture into libelous territory, but Vinnie has been accused of grooming and (I think) making at least one young woman perform sex acts on his buddies. And John Cena is one of his buddies, you say? Fuck 'em.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

On brand for Peacemaker though...

NSFW language...

https://youtu.be/smB_-d1ZaMk

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

That was such a good show. Unfortunately it dropped right after Cena caved to his producers and apologized to the CCP in perfect Chinese.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/smB_-d1ZaMk

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] LesDeuxBonsYeux 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] can 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Is she trying to reclaim triple brackets?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Fucktards started using triple parentheses to identify Jews, so Jews started using the parentheses as a “fuck you” to the fucktards. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Right, sure, but the problem is Sigourney Weaver is Jewish, so people that know that wonder more about the user than they say "haha get rekt Nazis no one's scared of you"

[–] can 1 points 7 months ago

Yes, that was what I was asking. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I think it's a visual representation of said beaver.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I think whoever wrote that headline needs to take some refresher courses on how English works.