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[–] [email protected] 174 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I thought they called it Soylent as kind of a joke. I'm sure they're already fully aware of what Soylent Green is lol

[–] [email protected] 76 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah the creator said the name was specifically meant to pique curiosity and I'd say OP fell for it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is "it" in the room with us now?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, check the storm drain.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Damn. Hot the nail on the head. Found my balloon too.

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[–] Habahnow 23 points 9 months ago

Yes that is where the name stems from.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Been waiting a while for this lol

[–] ZombiFrancis 10 points 9 months ago

It was soy and lentil in the book.

The movie based on the book made it people.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Soylent Cola? How is it?

It varies from person to person.

[–] TacoThrash3r 8 points 9 months ago

I came here for this!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

I think you overestimate the knowledge of the average consumer.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Delicious, delicious people.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not really, that stuff tastes like shit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Only if you eat the colon.

[–] Unforeseen 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (7 children)

This joke was old in 2013.

[–] BigDanishGuy 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As I recall, the joke was getting old in the late 90s on slashdot

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Yes but I'm talking about when the actual Soylent beverage was invented and named by Rob Reinhardt. 2013.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Actually drinking a Soylent Mint Chocolate right now. One of the better flavors!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It's the long pig that makes it tasty.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It's the Vanilla for me. Silky smoooooth people bits!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago (3 children)

There was a movie in the 1970s about a dystopian future where there was not enough food to go around. The main food company was named Soilent.

So it was coming out with a new product that would end hunger. It was made out of algae, and it was called Soilent Green.

Charleston Heston was the hero of the movie and he broke into the factory and figured out that it was actually made from dead people.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Thank you :)

And holy shit what a movie…

[–] Imgonnatrythis 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The movie was called the ten commandments btw.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

"Get your paws off me, you damn dirty god!"

[–] redknight942 4 points 9 months ago

That man? Abraham Lincoln.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It was spelled Soylent, just like this product.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

And it's made of soy and lentils, hence the name. At least it was in the novel the film was (loosely) based on.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

As far as meal replacement shakes go, Soylent is the least offensive to your mouth if not in its name.

The mint one is especially good. But they certainly can't replace a meal, IMO. They don't really do anything at all to make you feel full enough that they actually satisfy hunger. I tend to have them for breakfast, but with toast or a bagel to actually feel like I ate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My brother managed to drink only it for a while and it gave him crazy bad poops initially but it balanced out. He's just the soulless kind of guy it's meant for, he didn't miss the taste of real food in the slightest.

He's kicked it, though, probably because it really isn't great long term as the only thing you eat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I lived on the Soylent bottles for quite a while, but one particularly busy active summer 2021 it landed me in the hospital because it turns out Soylent has no sodium, and if you have no sodium in your body then you end up in the hospital on a saline drip. Lesson learned and I share that lesson with everyone every time this topic comes up.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Soylent; encouraging cannibalism without advertising it

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[–] Grass 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Whoa they still exist? I remember getting a bunch some long ass time ago and it was decent but pretty expensive. I don't think they had flavours like this though.

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[–] eletes 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

4.39?!? Fuck that's so much. Granted I used to drink the powder mix so I'm used to those prices

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I used to live on those when they cost a little over $1 per bottle. The price inflation now is outrageous. Anyway I stopped drinking Soylent mid-2021 soon after they switched their sweetener to allulose. My body did not like allulose. I drink Jimmy Joy Plenny Shake now, and eat MealSquares.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

blue dog bev

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I’ll take Posts Where the OP Missed The Joke for 100, Alex

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
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