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[–] [email protected] 130 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

On the surface this might sound silly but after looking at the chocolate it's straight up false advertisement. They know people will buy it specifically because of the way it looks. It's bait and switch.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, this isn't like a fast food burger that isn't quite as elegantly stacked as it appears on a tv commercial or something. This is clearly advertising a candy with a jack-o-lantern shaped cutout in the chocolate while selling you something different. It makes for a silly headline that's perfect for this community, but if she wants to sue them over it I'm gonna side with her on this one.

It's deceptive and corporations shouldn't be allowed to get away with crap like this. Because if we let them get away with this little lie they won’t stop there. They will only get bolder and more egregious.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Yup, can't give them an inch or they'll take a mile

[–] CouldntCareBear 36 points 7 months ago

And shame on business insider to down play it as someone complaining they're not 'cute' enough.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago (1 children)

left = cute pumpkin
right = lil poop

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'd say, "left = cute little poop"...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Who took a bite of the lil spooky poop?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Spoopy Poopy

[–] [email protected] 81 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Honestly, I feel her. I opened one of these in my child's Halloween candy bag and felt misled.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Last time I saw this someone mentioned the football ones. They are basically the same shape as the eggs for Easter, but show the lines on a football in the packaging.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

We call those "eggballs" for that reason. Gotta hand it to Hershey for finding a second use for that pattern like that.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The way the headline is worded makes me think it’s trying to spark outrage and debate against the woman suing.

But also boy did I learn my lesson about not judging Joe Shmoe vs Corporate after learning more about the McDonald’s hot coffee case.

I’m gonna withhold judgement and see where this ends up!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The McDonald's lady required skin grafts. This woman suffered mild disappointment. There is no possible comparison between the two cases. False advertising? Yes. Refer to FTC for penalties. Harm suffered? Virtually zero. This is a frivolous lawsuit and waste of any court's time.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's a class action lawsuit. It represents the rights of an entire group, even if it's only a single person bringing forward the suit. It's not about the harm done to a single person.

If a thief steals one dollar from a thousand people, you could say "oh, that person only lost a dollar" or you could say "that thief stole a thousand dollars". The harm suffered to each individual was minimal, but harm was suffered, and if you add it all up, a lot of harm was done. That's not frivolous.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 7 months ago

Yes, I read the court filing. The only problem is that the collective value of the suffering caused by this particular false advertising would be worth about a dollar fifty. The only people who win from this kind of lawsuit are the lawyers.

I would not be making fun of this suit if it was about Hershey's lead and cadmium problem:

https://www.consumerreports.org/media-room/press-releases/2023/10/consumer-reports-urges-hersheys-to-get-heavy-metals-out-of-chocolate-products/

[–] sbv 66 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cockmaster6000 47 points 7 months ago

False advertising bastards let's bring em down!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

I salute her

[–] SonicBlue03 29 points 7 months ago

They're fixing this. Next Halloween these will be known as Reese's Peanut Butter Blobs.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

They need to label it more clearly. The thing in the package is what the jack o' lantern pooped out.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

I'd never noticed. They go into my mouth hole so fast that I can't say I've looked at the actual design.

[–] Tremble 14 points 7 months ago

She should win, it might seem dumb, but she thought of it first

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

The lawsuit also takes issue with the Reese's Peanut Butter Footballs, which have carved out laces on their packaging, but instead "look like an egg" when viewing the actual product.

LACES OUT, DAN!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Laces out Hershey

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I missed my chance to sue because I had a Pepsi in the 80-90s and I wasn't dancing like a maniac afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

“This is America”

[–] mindbleach 1 points 7 months ago

Do y'all think they also arrive with a bite taken out?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago

Literally White People Problem

[–] [email protected] -3 points 7 months ago

The Peanut Butter Pumpkins also don't have bites taken out of them, is she suing for that part too, or just the faces not being carved in? Because if she reasonably assumed that they didn't have bites taken out of them, then she probably could've assumed that the graphics on the wrapper weren't 100% accurate as to what the contents looked like.