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A Florida woman is suing Hershey because its Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins aren't as cute as they appear on the wrapper (www.businessinsider.com)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Let me save you a click:

[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago (1 children)

left = cute pumpkin
right = lil poop

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'd say, "left = cute little poop"...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Spooky poop.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Who took a bite of the lil spooky poop?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Spoopy Poopy