Eat them because mangoes are delicious.
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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Or make mangonadas
When life gives you mangos, don’t make mangonade. Make life take the mangos back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn mangos, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!
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I like manstays more.
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This reminds me of the one Christmas where both my parents got the other an expensive new coffee machine. I knew. I was the only one of their kids who knew. I said nothing. It was really funny watching them open on Christmas day.
Good thing they could easily return one of them.
Did they laugh?
yes but only on the outside
Wow! dadGPT responded exactly how my dad would have!
OP, you missed a quality joke by asking what to do with 23 mangoes.
I'll take the mango number five.
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This is where you add layers to the problem by giving away mangoes. You give Alice two more mangoes than you give Gunther, and the dog steals one but you still have twelve mangoes. How many mangoes did Gunther get?
Five.
Started with 25, still have 12, need to account for 13.
Dog took one, so that's 12.
If Alice and Gunther got the same number it would be 6 each.
But she got 2 more than him, which is just a +1/-1 adjustment.
So Alice got 7 and Gunther got 5.
They did the math
Did the dog steal from me, Alice, or Gunther?
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Slice em up, dry em over a fan, dried mango slices are the beeeest snaaaack
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
And expensive. At least at the rate I go through them.
Huh, are they? Should I feel fortunate that my family has a mango tree?
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Who writes mangoes instead of simply mangos?
I never knew some people write it differently
mangoes where he pleases
I accept "mangoes" because of the English rule that nouns that end in a consonant followed by a vowel should be padded with another vowel ("e") before the "-s". Another example I can think of off the top of my head is "heroes", not "heros".
However, I also accept "mangos" because it feels right. Wiktionary says "mango" is Portuguese, and I don't know Portuguese, but at least in Spanish you don't pluralize with "-es", just "-s".
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I do. Wanna fight about it?
As a man, I went away already. Sorry.
I see, he gos away...
Wait, so...what time is the train leaving New York City? We can figure this out!
The train takes one person 3h. How long do 2 people need?
This is tricky since 3 isn't an even number but I'm sure you will handle this
And what about the pigeon? Ther was a pigeon dose that put us closer to New York or Chicago.
Ya'll clearly havent had mango graham fridge cakes. Simple to make and freaking delicious.
Pickle em, naturally
You know how to solve this son!
Son: eats everything, no problem!
Son: eats 1/5th of mangoes and brings 1/5th of the remaining amount to school
Friend: eats half of the amount son brings to school
You can turn these mangos into man-gones pretty quickly if you eat them on their own or with some Tajin seasoning; alternatively, you can't have too much mango habenero sauce around the house. (I will admit that it is too spicy for me sometimes).
There's also mango milkshake, which is amazing and will use up a lot of mangoes, same with mango lassi/smoothie, and mango cheesecake is underrated.
I'm sure I can think of recipes for that amount of mangoes, living in a place where mangoes are very common in the summer and eaten a lot, it's just not a big amount.
You can also make mango parfait or salad.
What would you do with 25 mangoes? Put em on that fucking train to Chicago, of course
well actually you fly 10 to Chicago and out them on a train to New York, now the rail distance from new your to Chicago is 1300kms the train from New york launches at 13:15 going at an avg pace of 85 Mph while the train from Chicago launches at 2:35 p.m. goong an avg speed of 34 m/s
so the question is, how many mangoes will not be smashed to shit when he two trains collide?
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Wait until they are fully ripe and then freeze them for smoothies!
Find a recipe for dim sum restaurant style mango pudding.
Or Thai mango sticky rice.
Or just dice them up and use them as topping for yogurts and ice cream. Ripe mangoes are delicious.
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