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[–] Varyk 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Slice em up, dry em over a fan, dried mango slices are the beeeest snaaaack

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or chop em up and put them in the fridge.

[–] Varyk 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They probably meant freezer, and those last months, if you can avoid using them

[–] Varyk 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And expensive. At least at the rate I go through them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Huh, are they? Should I feel fortunate that my family has a mango tree?

[–] Varyk 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there a good way to do this without mangoes? Or a fan?

[–] Varyk 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You can imagine having the mangoes very vividly, it will activate the same part of your brain that would be activated as if you had the mangoes

[–] threelonmusketeers 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it will activate the same part of your greeting that would be

The same part of my what?

[–] Varyk 2 points 1 year ago

Same part of your brain, sorry, when it's late at night I don't use speech to text and just use swiping, which is getting less accurate as I use speech to text more.