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What would you even do with 25 Mangoes? (feddit.de)
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[–] CannedTuna 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or make mangonadas

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When life gives you mangos, don’t make mangonade. Make life take the mangos back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn mangos, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'll have my engineers invent a combustible mango to burn your house down! With the mangoes!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When life gives you mangoes, make mangonade.

[–] Klear 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What if life gives you shit?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Do shit posting.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

invest in bidets

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Start a shitake mushroom culture.

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