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[–] [email protected] 123 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I was singing to my daughter when she was around that age and told me to stop singing. I asked why and she told me, because you can't

[–] [email protected] 78 points 10 months ago (1 children)

3 year olds are brutal. Sweet and innocent, with opinions based on little, and zero tact.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

My two year old's best friend is a three year old... Jfc it's like watching innocence and insanity play together. I love her friend but damn she's brutal. While my girl is still a bit too small to be hurt or angry about mistreatment and lets so much slide. And in a year my forgiving two year old will be this intimidating mess.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

My mother didn't even bother singing to me. She knew better. She's almost completely tone deaf.

[–] Varyk 59 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

least brutal 3-year-old/freshly born.

I'm imagining toddlers growing up to hate their parents' music taste, because they already fucking hated it when they played it to them when they were a fetus in utero.

The dad hyped up "fuck yeah I'm gonna teach this kid to love Slayer because I'm playing it to him now when they're in there!". And then they hate it like "THIS IS WHAT THAT SHIT WAS, I HATED IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME, FUCK YOU!"

[–] can 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My kid's going to listen to In Utero, in utero, whether they like it or not.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Like there was for a while the whole "Play Mozart/Beethoven to your kid in the womb and they'll be smarter" and shit - there's no way everyone universally likes classical music. I know several older people who don't enjoy music at all, which just seems bizarre.

It's not like every kids gonna pop out and be like "That Mozart's Requiem was some shit, man! Play it again!".

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

It's also a fucking dumb approach to making the kid smart anyways. You don't need a high iq to appreciate classical music, and there is nothing inherently intelligent about listening to music

[–] insomniac 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There is evidence listening to music in your native language is good for language development. Probably any pop music is more educational than classical music to a baby.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I can believe that. I have an immigrant friend that learned English because of Taylor Swift

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah well dumb people will try dumb ways to magically make their dumb kids smart. Wicked smaht. We played them Mozart 24/7 so they'd be smaht and look at him. So smaht. And the kid grows up to be an insomniac serial killer who grew dissecting any animals they got their hands on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Music wasn't always so easily accessible as it is now. I think really only the radio was something everyone would have access to. If you had vinyl, CDs etc then you were at least somewhat musically inclined and some folks would just not be and never really get into it or invest in getting their own music. Not that they would literally never hear or listen to music but it wasn't one of their hobbies. Compared to today where we all have access to music on demand and it would be weird if you don't have at least some preferences or something.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Young kids do not have the mental capacity to differentiate between "I learned something new" and "I always had this opinion". They are simply incapable of the former position.

There are psychology experiments with children that show this effect, it's pretty wild.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Yeah chilhood is insane and super interesting the way we process information and emotions and the weird reality we've just been dragged into.

[–] Corkyskog 2 points 9 months ago (11 children)

I would sing my daughter Johnny Cash in NICU. She loves it now. Best part is the chords tend to be easy if she wants to learn to play, or if I ever want to learn LOL

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Forcing my fetus to listen to cbat. Fuck you little shit. You going to hate me, ill give you something to hate me for!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I read this as "listen to chat" and decided that twitch has gone too far

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Fetus listens to TTS, but I abort every time chat talks about Logan Paul

Add a thumbnail of a cut-through, sad looking Logan Paul, a dead baby, the streamer face-palming and the LOL emote. Easy 20 million views

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Fucking cbat. Lmao

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

That's baby making music.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

This is as inhumane as it is inappropriate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Ah, new prologue to "Making a Murderer" just dropt

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Your child will grow up to be a sad clown.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

That's just animal abuse.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

The original You Are My Sunshine had something ridiculous like 48 verses many of which have been lost and it went on for twelve minutes. Though I forget where I read that, and I can't find it again, so it may have been some kind of weird fever dream.

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