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[–] [email protected] 66 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Seems pretty normal especially solo hiking

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Her publicist.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Either Mary or Kate, probably.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Mary Kate never existed. She was made up so that Ashley could pull two paychecks on Full House.

/s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

She parent trapped us!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

♪ I fill you up ♪

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

- Empire TSA agent

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Mosquito's probably, they definitely need a machete with those around

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

The word paparazzi was originally used because it invoked a buzzing insect, and may have been derived from papataceo, meaning a large and bothersome mosquito. So in a way that's kind of true.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] atlas 10 points 5 days ago

THEN WHO WAS PHONE????

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Respect. Imagine being famous before you can even form your personality? She has probably never felt safe in public in her entire life.

[–] FATALRPG 13 points 4 days ago

The episode where her and Mary Kate went on Oprah has been scrubbed off the internet as much as possible, but it was fucked.

Both girls struggled with an eating disorder (let’s be real, any child/teen star does because they’re our societies sacrifice to Moloch) - and she asked them a bunch of pointed questions about diet and weight. Fucking ghoulish.

Don’t forget there were “countdowns to 18” for both of them, just like there were for Emma Watson. Disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

The way they were treated in media was also fucking disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Is that why she bangs old men?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This isnt how you go out?

The white outfit is weird, but the rest just seems normal. Lots of places require some cutting to get through.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I could only dream of rocking that look she has going on. Although I am roughly twice her size, I would still not want to rely on a machete for anything more intensive than clearing a campsite. I do have one just like hers, for such an occasion. For more serious social purposes, though, I prefer a ranged attack.

In her case, the ensemble and melee weapon seem more about her own empowerment and signaling she isnt in the mood for any bullshit. It sucks that she feels like that shit is necessary. As a girldad who grew up in the Full House era, I sympathize and hope she can feel (and be) safe.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

ranged attack

For walking, not fighting. Not everyone keeps to the paths. Noy everywhere has them.

that fit

Yeah. And it would be ruined in five minutes anywhere the machete was necessary.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sure you can go ahead and pretend she was clearing trail with that machete. lol.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

Genuinely no clue.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Those kids got mind f’ed

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

ain't no one have room to judge. machetes and mimosas all day.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

I don't see the problem

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Add a rope loop around the machete handle and your wrist. Just in case a "non-bear" tries grabbing it from you. Be vigilant!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

a “non-bear”

Here we call them "twinks"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Lmao, indeed. If they were the concern, she'd only need a pamphlet about Jesus vs the machete 😂

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Maybe a lanyard attached to the drink too. I don't anymore, but that, uh, would have come in handy on some past camping trips

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I think they mean like a more clean cut gay man. Those guys are always snatching machetes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Very relatable, I have spent much time in the woods with a beer in one hand and a machete in the other. If anyone is concerned, I just tell them I'm waiting for the zombies to show up.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Tbf that's pretty much the best way to enjoy the outdoors.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

What?! That's how I hike! (and no joke, though sometimes it's a rifle/shotgun instead)

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub 15 points 6 days ago

Imagine you're in the wood and accidentally stumble upon big game at close quarters. Michelle knows. Michelle's got this, dude!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Usually my machete is sheathed but same

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] lastunusedusername2 3 points 6 days ago

Watch it rise like a souffle!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Did you grow up some some sort of post modern thriller?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

She's badass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I feel seen