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Back in my day you had the break wind up hill both ways

But if the same time as 4am now fell on 20:00 people locally would know its super early

Guy gets laid night

I just figured because he was abducted chained and abused in a basement I didn't realize, that makes it even more sad

I had to look it up and there's so many great stickers and let's go taco flags

TIL I always imagine the guy in the basement of the shop in the movie pulp fiction

We need to install waffle grates in all toilets and just have a foot press that lets you push your poop in

How do you make a wet wipe dissolve when its wet without dissolving when its wet

Just let it soak in water in the fridge then its good again, cold brewp

Bidet showers are the best after a long workout, have your gym install one in the gym restroom for everyone to use