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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A weird collection of chronic mental illness, am I right?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Slight variations (dog's collar, I support my kids weird collections), but based on this list, I'd say I'm a successful 40-something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Out of curiosity what weird things do your kids collect?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have 2 kids. But between the two, we collect: Fans, scary jack-in-the-boxes, sprinklers, inflatables, and pencil sharpeners.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I'd fuck with a scary jack in the box collection that sounds neat as hell

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

scary jack-in-the-boxes

You and your kids are cool.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's 9 by the way. The line between cool mom and terrible parent is thin here. 😉

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I do my best to walk that line, as well!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

No such thing as a weird kids collection.

Whatever a kid is excited about is fuckin awesome man!

edit: as long as something isn't being unalived to add to the collection obvs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

No such thing as a weird kids collection

That's right. I made mine weird by keeping it into my adulthood. I regret nothing, except for a different weird collection that I believed I had grown out of.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do I win something for achieving it all a few years early?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You do, but it's just another item for your weird collection, that you obtain for yourself, to celebrate.

Source: I bought myself another item for my weird collection, to celebrate this milestone.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

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  • 15000+ kms
  • Yes but undiagnosed
  • two but one's not mine
  • shards of flint
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I'm sure you will be surprised to learn after reading that picture of success that I am barely even an achiever.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hey, there's nothing weird about my collections of vinyl records and German beer steins and uranium glass and sterling silver and quack medical devices and watches and books and pewter and brass and guitars and cameras.

I honestly started off with the intent of being funny, and then I realized how many fucking collections I have, and now I don't really know what to do with myself.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] spankinspinach 5 points 1 week ago

I dub the Collectorius, the Collections Collector!

[–] CmdrShepard49 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You march your butt down to Lowes to get those big black totes so you can pile your collected items into them and stow them in a neat stack in the garage so that you have space for more collectibles. That's what you do with yourself. Don't forget the label maker!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Shit bro that was my 30s

my weird collection was beer and soda equipment, now in my mid 30s I'm thinking taxidermy will be my next hobby.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

This is why Im interested, they have really cool work. I love their rats and mice. But they also do bugs. They offer workshops and shit to.

https://prettydeadtaxidermy.com/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The logical conclusion of this is a beer tap where the beer comes out of a taxidermied cats mouth. You're never lonely when you're drinking with old friends!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

That's not a bad idea, I know a few bars that would absolutely love that shit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Funny you think I could afford to get my pets ashes back from the vet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't want the ashes. It hurt too much. I also didn't want to be in the room when they administered the shot. My mother got me to do that with one when I was younger. Never again. I say goodbye and that's when I exit and cry.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want my pet to see me as they relax for the last time to comfort them. My pain comes out when they're no longer suffering.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, no ashes here, just the collar.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I turned 38 today exactly, I checked al the boxes already, I'm prepared.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Cheers mate :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Congratulations and keep wiggling!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Happy birthday! Well done on the preparation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Thanks, to be sure I have multiple weird collections.

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[–] pickman_model 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

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  • several friends 8000 km away, check!
  • several, check!
  • no ashes, but buried in a special creepy place in the backyard. We used to keep my mom's ashes around until we buried her. Technically I could get her ashes back back. Check!
  • several: mineral samples from places I've hiked, books, stamps, old hard disks, DVD and VHS movies, CDs...

I feel accomplished. Thanks people!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've got a few years before 40, and I'm 4/4! Finally, I'm ahead of the curve for once

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tell me about your collection

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[–] Jiggle_Physics 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do the ashes of friends, and family count?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yes, yes they do

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Damn, I checked the last of those boxes last year and I'm not even 30.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Time to visit my far away friends and start a collecting of their ashes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

No pet ashes, but I do have treasured memories of long-gone much-loved pets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

check, check, check, check

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I only have the first item.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

41 and I have the weird collection (pro wrestling memorabilia from before 1980. Toronto specific preferred) But I don’t have the friends or pet ashes, I have jars full of my live parrots feathers, which I guess is another weird collection.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Still working on the third one but realistically by the time I hit 40 we'll definitely be set.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

No friends but I have multiple weird collections to make up for it

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