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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Protest is still allowed... If we approve it."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Average speed cameras fixed this in the UK. Literally no one speeds there. There is a much easier solution.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (4 children)

"Hey Google, call my other boyfriend."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And yet the jester is usually the wisest in the court.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

You're welcome! It's a fun world and as others have stated, "Guards! Guards!" Is a great jumping in point as well.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago

Like that creep that married the lady the day she turned 18 when they had been working together since she was 14 or 15. No 45-year-old has anything in common with a teenager.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Alright then, I am a hacker."

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago (5 children)

That woman had zero survival instinct. She was sitting in her car as the water rose, like once you're waist deep in your car, maybe unbuckle and try to get on the roof or preemptively open a door before the pressure traps it shut. My God.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Imagine an AI bound by Sharia law, the current ones limited by American puritanical bullshit are already bad enough. "How did prostitution during the gold rush affect the economy of mining towns?"

ERROR THIS QUESTION VIOLATES GUIDELINES

[–] [email protected] 80 points 5 days ago (1 children)

When I was in the military, two officers got caught fucking in a stairwell. They were caught by a security camera while attending training. They were both married and not to each other.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Did he get mad at you for it?

 

I feel my Canadian friends use the right amount while my American friends are too conservative.

 

The "startup repair" Macrium offers is garbage and won't even load, so while I have all my data, I don't have an OS...

I appreciate any insights!

 

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Thanks for this beautiful app! This is the only missing feature that's a tiny tiny bit annoying.

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Near Canyonlands National Park, this feature creates a remarkable 180 degree bend out of the land!

 
 
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