this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ugh, that movie was so long ago, can we all please just let it go.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly at this point we gotta turn away and slam the door

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Diehard fans may disagree with you. Personally I don't care what they're going to say

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think die hard fans care about this movie at all tbh.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

To be honest, they never bothered me anyway 🤷

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (4 children)

you guys don't hate enough, try kids sized drum set

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

I bought my son a drum kit so guess I just love my kids. It's loud in my house now, but during garage sale someone thought it was stereo and was impressed that it was my 16 year old son jamming. So got that going for me.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Big fake plastic microphone with reverb springs in it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I did buy that (and the aforementioned drum) for my friends kids.

[–] Tar_alcaran 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I gave one a bow and arrow set. It was very fun. For me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I gave my kid a Glock 19. He wins most arguments now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

nah, get them a toy karaoke set

[–] ArbitraryValue 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As if 21st century kids have the patience to learn to play a musical instrument voluntarily...

[–] Tar_alcaran 32 points 1 week ago

Learn? No.

Play? Yes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Welp... I'm off to search for a shitty recorder version of Let It Go.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I remember the call of the Hot Crossed Buns.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

As a childless uncle, this looks like a perfect gift.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Meh, they can practice in their room and I’ll be super proud ever time they show me progress.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Similarly I got someone an ocarina with the zelda sheet music

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Oh, what a cute noisy present. Perfect to stay at gift giver's place when you visit!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I like my friend a lot and I adore her kids. I always get her kids an annoying toys. One of them got this a couple of years ago. Goes great with the drum I got a few years earlier.

No batteries though. They just take them out.

I really enjoy getting them "kids" books that aren't really for kids. But now I do give her notice because the 8 year is probably starting to not go over her head.

They have enjoyed "go the fuck to sleep", "Marlon bundo" and others.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

It might not be such a bad idea to start cheap.

If the child puts in some effort and gets results, maybe give wt:thon a much better one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Rattle for the baby!

Drum set for the kids!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

oh cmon you could get them a tin whistle