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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Don't worry, the Trump regime will get rid of the FDA, and recalls like this won't bother you ever again.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Fecal recall

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Fecal what? Fecal mama? Fecal manners? Fecal Madonna?

[–] Zeppo 106 points 1 week ago (9 children)

How much is normally in there? And how?

[–] [email protected] 158 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Manufacturer: “As much as legally allowed.”

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

DOGE gets rid of FDA

Silly restrictions that hurt corporations.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The FDA has rules for how much rodent shit or insect legs can be in your food. Realistically, there’s going to be some no matter what food producers do.

Here’s some of the rules for basically everything but dairy. Although you might not want to read them.

Dairy is so complicated that they have a searchable database. I found a couple of numbers for bacteria counts, but it seems to be an “it varies.”

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sadly you can't make things 100% clean even tho it's disgusting but I think there is some limit of rat poop in foods and other things. Don't know exactly how much tho. Just what I heard don't quote me on this.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is accurate - I used to work on food products in a past life.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I stopped drinking milk the day I learned that the FDA has a limit on the amount of puss from a burst udder blister, and it’s not 0%.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Milk has always grossed me out for weird reasons. Reading comments like this makes me glad for that.

And for anyone that has some kind of gross facts about oat milk, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT THANKS!!!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

A not-insignificant amount.

Cows will shit in the milking shed with the same frequency as they will shit anywhere else they stand. Probably a higher freqency because they are often agitated by the loud noises, and hairless apes fondling them.

The machines used to milk them are very simple pneumatic massagers hooked up to a vacuum hose. If those machines fall off, or get kicked off by an agitated cow, they will suck up whatever else they come in contact with until someone notices and comes to pick them up again or shut them off.

It is an absolutely regular occurence that cow shit gets sucked up into the lines and pumped into the milk vat. Filter socks(think a coffee filter, but the size of a poster-tube) are installed in the line before the milk vat to reduce the amount of solids that make it through, but there is always some amount of liquefied cow shit ending up in the milk.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Just the usual amount. I don't think we want to know.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't worry, once DOGE is done cutting government agencies, you won't hear anything about how much shit is in your butter.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ive already been on edge for the past 30 years with how American products aren't allowed directly in other countries because the EU bans certain chemicals.

And post-DOGE, I'm absolutely mortified.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

But Kinder eggs are going too far for Americans, it seems.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago

Upvoted for literal Lemmy Shitpost

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Reason is the udder being not far away from the anus so literally shit happens. But there are procedures in the chain that reduce the risk. The milk is pasteurised and homogenised for this reason.

And this is exactly why i recommend raw milk to all my MAGA friends, hoping they will develop a natural resistance against being fed shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

They are the assholes, they are the ones providing the shit.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My wife and I make our own fecal matter at home. Healthier and tastes better

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Good idea, probably saves a lot of money too! Any tips or tricks for beginners?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Plastic bags work fine. Preferably zip lock baggies. ALSO keep them in the freezer. One time we wound up with jenkem on Accident and you don't want jenkem. It's illegal and believe me, Nobody can do That Much jenkem.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

If you don't have the time for homemade, store bought is fine.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok but why you crop it that way?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Why doesn't it have more jpeg? That's the real question here.

(The answer is: I was lazy and just took the image as I found it somewhere else.)

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Thanks for the link. My first question was, "What brand, what item?"

Per the FDA, the recalled item is Cabot Creamery Extra Creamy Premium Butter, Sea Salted. The butter, which is sold in 8-ounce packages, contains two sticks of butter in a cardboard box.

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[–] FreshLight 22 points 1 week ago

Here's a version with better cropping:

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER

[–] Lucidlethargy 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The brand is "Cabot Creamery".

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good choice. I prefer my butter only lightly fecal, and unsalted

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

We always buy unfecaled butter then add feces depending on the recipe, taste.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 13 points 1 week ago

Now this is shitposting

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Elevated

...unquote.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Can’t spell butter without butt.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Hmm, that butter tastes a little bit more shit than usual.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Another reason to go vegan:

Your butter won't have shit in it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There is no vegan butter that holds a candle to real butter though. And there are also feces in flour and most other foodstuffs. Can't reliably pest proof food stores and fields without exterminating all life. Just cause it sounds disgusting doesn't mean it is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

With the levels of deregulation in the US, everything will eventually contain shit.

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