FreshLight

joined 2 years ago
[–] FreshLight 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] FreshLight 2 points 3 weeks ago

I would, too. It's just.... At least write something like "increase own height by 5cm".

[–] FreshLight 117 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

That is by far the shittiest version of the "which pill/superpower/xyz ?" that I've seen.

"No more fat", "Have many followers" and fucking "Increase 5cm height" nearly gave me an aneurysm. This meme is a good pick for the community.

[–] FreshLight 52 points 3 weeks ago

Be careful, though! This is the first step towards what anon describes!

[–] FreshLight 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it okay to use the surroundings? Humans are good with this. Also with improvising tools. It's kind of our thing. (If we take this away, we'll be way worse but I would get it.) The problem with that is that it's super hard to measure. I could take on a horse in a jungle, I think, but not in the Eurasian Steppe.

It also depends on the age and character of the animal. I was able to grab a swan by its neck and throw it away because it was barely an adult. I bet it would have been a lot harder if it was a year older and even more aggressive. (This was in self defence of course)

Another thing to consider is the premise. Do I choose an animal and the animal is not aware of the danger? Is it aggressive towards me in the normal range of its species? Does the animal try to kill me with all of its power?

[–] FreshLight 3 points 4 weeks ago

I sure hope they don't get threatened by Abstergo next.

[–] FreshLight 14 points 4 weeks ago

That's a tough one. I'm thrilled to see how future me will get this sorted out.

[–] FreshLight 23 points 1 month ago

1357! as in "1357 factorial" ? So your pin is:

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Yeah, I would need a little note to jog my memory, as well.

[–] FreshLight 1 points 1 month ago

I hate how accurate this is

[–] FreshLight 2 points 1 month ago

Exactly! In contrast to that, if I experience "it getting better" it's a totally different thing.

When a friend of mine needs help I try to be sensitive but it's still possible that I'll drop a "Don't worry, buddy, it will get better" myself. It'll be honest, though.

[–] FreshLight 7 points 1 month ago

Fuck Disney, fuck dividing the non-super rich

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Beautiful Darkness

Kerascoët’s and Fabien Vehlmann’s unsettling and gorgeous anti-fairy tale is a searing condemnation of our vast capacity for evil writ tiny. Join princess Aurora and her friends as they journey to civilization's heart of darkness in a bleak allegory about surviving the human experience. The sweet faces and bright leaves of Kerascoët’s delicate watercolors serve to highlight the evil that dwells beneath Vehlmann's story as pettiness, greed, and jealousy take over. Beautiful Darkness is a harrowing look behind the routine politeness and meaningless kindness of civilized society. goodreads link

Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees

Live, laugh, shed blood. Dexter meets Richard Scarry’s Busy, Busy Town in this twisted debut graphic novel.

Don’t murder the locals—this is small-town serial killer, upstanding citizen, and adorable brown bear Samantha Strong’s cardinal rule. A sea of potential victims is in the city just beyond the forest, but when you’ve worked as hard as Sam to build a cozy life and a thriving business in a community surrounded by friendly fellow animal folk, warm decor, and the aroma of cedar trees and freshly baked apple pie, the last thing you want is to disturb the peace. So imagine Sam's indignation when one of Woodbrook’s own meets a grisly, mysterious demise. You wouldn’t blame her for doing anything it takes to hunt down her rival before the town self-destructs and Sheriff Patterson starts barking up the wrong tree. goodreads link

 
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Are We Still Doing This? (sh.itjust.works)
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