Fake : OP had some skin condition and took some pic of his leg, then just took a pic of the same leg wrapped up in something
Gay : OP admits to getting penetrated
this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
675 points (99.1% liked)
Greentext
6318 readers
1700 users here now
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
What an idiot. Everyone knows you can make yourself invulnerable to bullets with blessed magic amulets available on the internet.
He took this old skeptic joke and ran with it.
I thought this meme was made because of this post? I've certainly seen an older greentext of the same shit.
I saw it pre-gamergate (pre-elevatorgate even)) in skeptic groups, making fun of "immune strenghtening exercises", meaning you expose yourself to germs on purpose and it was supposed to boost your immune system in the long run, not needing vaccines at all.
Why is the nurse still on Qt 3.14?
Technical debt; qt update in not a business priority and therefore not included in the KPIs
It was the last one that was pure c++, before they started playing around with all this QML stuff
He should get her number to help her update. She'd probably be grateful.
Because she's not a full gallon.
Darwin was right
Reminds me of this:
Imagine his embarrassment when the charcoal just neutralizes all the toxic mountain dew and energy drinks in his guts, his ulcers heal, digestion improves and he feels better with more energy and then decides to go out and take up surfing, where he meets a nice girl on the beach and they hit it off and eventually get married and raise a bunch of kids, then BAM outta nowhere, 27 years later, hit by a truck.
remember to guarnish the pizza in red 40
God that's so fucking awesome lol, what a hero
He'd get faster results from eating really old watches.
Nah he'd probably just lose all his teeth and bones if he did that
A magical place
These glimpses into the world of the stupid and mentally ill are as fascinating as they are disturbing.
load more comments
(12 replies)
You're supposed to shoot yourself in the foot.
view more: next ›