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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

"You could just fix the incel crisis if you had unprotected sex with them!"

I applaud this man's devious reverse-psychology attempt.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

this is the unjust wedding of 'masculinity' and 'being served'. going down on your lady isn't manly because you're serving her and her pleasure, elevating her experience above thine

this also manifests in how a man topping another man is not seen nearly as bad as a man bottoming, despite them both being homosexual acts

I wish being a good servant was seen as masculine and sexy. I mean, isn't Jesus supposed to be like the perfect moral examplar? the guy defended, and washed the feet of, those socially considered beneath him. if only more men tried to actually model their behavior like Jesus, modern society would be in a much better place for everyone, religious and otherwise

[–] Tar_alcaran 19 points 2 weeks ago

Ill never understood how having the power to make someone surrender to orgasm is seen as weak...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I dunno, I feel pretty manly when I make a woman cum.

So by extension, listening to women and being attentive is also manly.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

having raw PiV sex is gay

Lmao it's settled art mimics life

[–] Ragdoll_X 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO FUCK A WOMAN IN THE PUSSY?

I ONLY HAVE SEX WITH MANLY MEN AND ALWAYS SWALLOW, THAT WAY I'M ALWAYS INGESTING TESTOSTERONE (VERY MANLY)

ANY OF MY FELLOW MASCULINE PATRIOTS CAN RELATE?

[–] ZombiFrancis 19 points 2 weeks ago

Your brain on Nick Fuentes.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Sooo... to "be a real man" you need to be gay now or what is it they are saying?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I joked around 10 years ago that the ultimate Leftie Psy-op would be convincing chuds that straight sex makes you gay.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

The cope is strong with these chuds. Convinced that their virginal bodies are by choice. One handy away from dropping all pretense and swimming in soy.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure that vag juice cures incels. That's why they're so scared.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

No wonder lesbians are so powerful.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yall laughing but I've seen pussy make men do some crazy things.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait. so is he agains oral sex or only straight sex?! I'm either too dumb or too smart to make sense of this

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Til I'm basically a lesbian

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

oh good, i'm gay so i don't have that problem. whew, glad my manhood is safe.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

"Spiritual lesbian"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So by their logic if you eat too much pussy, it’ll work like hrt (as I need anymore reasons to eat pussy lol)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

There’s nothing more masculine than dominating another man physically.

;)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

So did a couple of rightwingers just out themselves as shitty lovers or what the hell is this cope? XD

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

The only thing vag juices will do is turn your beard white. It's a sign of power and prestige.

Eating pussy keeps your woman happy and faithful. Don't sleep on it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Is that why neo-fascist women are so fucking miserable?

As a socialist pussy eater I don't feel any need to walk around waving my masculinity at people. Maybe the real issue is that the neo-fascist non-pussy eaters have such delicate masculinity that they're afraid to do anything that might hurt it.

Left wing babes are welcome to sit on my face any time. I'll take that risk.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Remember men, you’re not straight until you beg for other men on the internet to approve of how straight you are. Also, imagine people having relationships that don’t revolve around what a random Alpha Male™ thinks

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing as manly as gay sex.

It is impossible to be performed by any women.

[–] BudgetBandit 11 points 2 weeks ago

Sex between two men is the manliest thing in existence. Not a single woman on sight, only testosterone 💪💪💪

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I think The Matrix had it right when they said 1999 was the peak of humanity, when platforms for these kind of shenanigans didn't exist yet lol. Yeah we had loons on BBSs and IRC, but this is certainly something special.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You know it , the left has the best sex.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So close to being gay (and happy) yet too scared to admit to themselves.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Also if your wife enjoys being fucked, she might be a spiritual gay man. And do you know how we call people who fuck gay men?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wasn't aware that there was a thousand year ban on eating pussy.

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