oh hey isn't that the backstory to horizon zero dawn?
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Well, at least there isn't a narcissistic tech-billionaire around who doesn't care about human lives and is closely associated with the government.
Yeah! Thank god that isn't a thing! Also does anyone have the blueprints for tearblast arrows?
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Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.
Gabriel is hot🥵
That game is a bit too hardcore for me. I’ve had it since very early on. I love everything that it has become. Except that it’s fucking hard.
Although several people in the replies have pointed out the actual truth behind this post, (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energetically_Autonomous_Tactical_Robot)
I do think this qualifies as misinformation. Given what happened on most other social networks, I can't help feeling uneasy even though it's a stupid joke post.
Awww I wanted it to gurgle blood in its wood chipper/mouth/head removal proboscis while it giggled through its speakers and says I Bring You Love, you know to attract more fuel.
It's been a trying day.
EAT THE RICH! wait, what…?!
Not like that!
What's really concerning is that I have no idea if this is satire.
I think this is actually a real thing, but from like 10 years ago.
edit, there was a DARPA project that created a robot that could consume biomass as fuel, its acronym is EATR. According to wikipedia, it could "only" consume certain types of vegetation. But in the initial proposal, the developers also proposed chicken fat. So honestly, this probably exists and there might be a version of it that can consume meat.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energetically_Autonomous_Tactical_Robot
Phew. Chicken fat doesn't seem very good, as we have enough meat eating already, but man a robot that runs on lettuce would be cool!
But, but... protein is an essential part of a balanced diet, and can provide more energy to the eater. I guess solar panels would be too woke, even if even more energy.
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There's a whole video game series on why this is a terrible idea. (Horizon Zero Dawn)
I really like those games. I just don't want to be a character in them.
I actually hope this is fake
“At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus“
If you think about it, any diesel powered vehicle is a robot that eats organisms for fuel.
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Can't wait for the black mirror episode based on this, as if the dog robot wasn't terrifying enough.
It's literally the plot to Horizon Zero Dawn
Bitch do you know what happens in Horizon where they make SELF REPLICATING SELF THINKING ROBOTS THAT CONSUME BIOMATTER AS FUEL
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Robot: please remain calm, I'm here to assist you.
Patient: you're choking me!
Robot: squeezes harder
Paging Elisabet Sobek!
BLOOD IS FUEL
MANKIND IS DEAD
HELL IS FULL
CAPSLOCK IS STUCK
BABA IS YOU
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I read it as "robot that can eat orgasms for fuel. My version is better.
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Screamers was about these war robots that became self aware and began killing not just because you were an enemy soldier but because they could use your body parts to lubricate their gears. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114367/
Written by Phillip K. Dick
"EXTERMINATE!"
Something something fuck Ted Faro
Ooo, I think I've seen this one
I love how people think this is the robot apocalypse and not the robots that the wealthy already use to fuck us over
iirc this was just an engine that could run on most combustible hydrocarbons, a small gas turbine and some elaborate digestion setup I seem to remember, and the press really stretched a badly worded explanation of how it worked into 'it eats corpses'. Which is fair, humans are mostly made from tasty biomass, but still.
edit: here's a couple sources about it, it sounds like it does indeed run on vegetable biomass.
finally, a way to save on burial costs and diesel at the same time.
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