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[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 hours ago

Literal used car salesman as president. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Do these idiots not realize that it's Tesla's association with nazis that's killing sales? How did they think this was going to help, Republicans are suddenly going to start buying electric vehicles?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yes. That was the goal, the God-King ordering the masses to buy Tesla.

[–] vaultdweller013 4 points 6 hours ago

Honestly they may just ignore this one, as much as I hate it there's a decent bit of overlap between the car community as a whole and MAGAts. Though it's also possible they could interpret it as "get electric cars" at which point we may see more EV converts which I would love. The mere concept of an electric 1995 Toyota 4runner makes me harder than the Rock of Gibraltar.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Disgusting. No way for a President to act.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago

Title of his memoirs.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Why isn't Elon wearing a suit?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

He will wear the costume when his war against democracy is over.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

This gives me major late night car dealer commercial vibes. My English to Trump is terrible however I have faith that someone write Trump doing the narration for this commercial.

[–] ZombiFrancis 3 points 7 hours ago

If you haven't heard infomercial musak playing every time he starts talking you haven't been living.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 hours ago

There’s no pretending who’s calling the shots anymore. The monkey was asked to perform. He is giving his best performance and everyone is watching the (shit)show.

[–] [email protected] 202 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

This looks like an SNL sketch. People keep expressing sympathy for the onion writers, but really, how does one even parody this? Just shot for shot, word for word something a satirist would come up with.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 hours ago

This is basically what killed South Park in 2016. Trump became president and you can't even parody that, because You can't think of anything more absurd. Except maybe electing him for a second time.

[–] [email protected] 134 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

50 years ago, the president advertising a product probably would have lead to investigations

Now it barely makes the evening news.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Heck, no need to go back 50 years. If Biden did it there'd be backlash. Trump was right about being able to shoot someone and not losing supporters.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I remember they were ready to impeach Obama for wearing a tan suit.

These guys and suits… and of course musk can wear his t-shirt and no one says shit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago

Oh, but Vance had a lot to say about Zelenskyy not dressing up in the WH. Buncha dorks. πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 31 points 12 hours ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkers_speech

It did, but he got the VP nom anyway. And he went on to fundamentally reshape the Republican Party over the next twenty five years.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago

Honestly, every time I see an SNL skit recently that mimics one of the latest events I keep saying this is sad because as crazy as they get, I feel like the real event was so much crazier. The skits just make me sad because I'm just being reminded of how fucked we are.

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[–] [email protected] 107 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

It's not like it's a surprise. Remember how he did a photoshoot with a can of beans, because the owner of the brand said he liked him?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Stopped eating Goya products because of this.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 hours ago

Same. Haven't bought anything Goya since. Once i looked into them it was clear i probably should have stopped long before they endorsed trump but better late than never

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

our bougie grocery chain stopped carrying this after he did this.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 hours ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I had thought this was a photoshop. WTH.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago

its not, you can see the hands are very small

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

Is it required for him to look evil?

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Americans electing a used car dealer to the Presidency is, frankly, the fate we deserved.

[–] jballs 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

He seriously was being a car salesman. A photographer got a shot of his taking points.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Heh, Trump reeks of used car salesman energy.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You guys have retirement savings?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Enough to retire for about a week.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Hey now, I also have a week of sick leave saved up. I’d just have to pretend to be sick (and provide a doctor’s note for my absence) for an entire week before retiring for a week.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

And how do they reconcile this with his administration's pro-destroy-the-environment agenda?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

It's not about the environmental aspect of the car for them, it's just another luxury sports vehicle to the buyers this is pitched at. Its fast, expensive and a desirable brand is all they care about, being electric is just a 'cool quirk' of it.

Were the brand to become really toxic and widely unlikeable by the general public then even the wealthy vapid types would be turned off it. Let's hope we can get the momentum there, as the only buyers left would be the pro-EV MAGAs with money, and I very much doubt that's a large enough demographic to keep Tesla afloat.

[–] explodicle 3 points 6 hours ago

Microplastics from the tires

[–] [email protected] 34 points 12 hours ago

Tesla sales are tanking because of Elon's embracing fascism and this is the best they could come up with to fix it

Just lean harder into it and hope the guy who hates electric cars can sell electric cars

[–] [email protected] 46 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Please let this sink the stock even more.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

It definitely won't help. "The most unlikable person on earth being associated with our brand is tanking our stocks, what do we do? I know, well ask the second most unlikable person on earth to help."

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Why is musk standing like his feet are afraid of each other? He looks like a proper ninny.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

hes wearing lifts.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It has to be bad if they resort to trying to sell EVs to climate change deniers.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago

Maybe this is secretly how they save the environment. Coal rollers switching to EVs. And Putin launching the nukes causing a nuclear winter. Global warming solved.

[–] CaptDust 25 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I remember the last time an EV was parked up outside the white house. That went really well for everyone. /s

(2021 Lordstown Motors Endurance)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 12 hours ago (7 children)

It's insane that both of them think this will help...

They truly don't understand that the vast majority of Americans fucking hate them. And the ones that do like one of them, already like both.

Zero people will have any change of opinion because of this.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

Dementia and Ketamine have some adverse effects together

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