And even if that weren’t true, he could vote anyway because he has God Mode from his past presidency, no?

But they can’t vote. You can run the country, but your vote doesn’t count.

Came to the comments for this 👍

Just play his own appearances back to him until he’s shouting at himself on screen like the rest of us

Can everybody down there please just watch “A Bug’s Life”? Or “Antz”, even?

AI Pacino — robo-actor

AI Roker — actually could be a good name for a weather bot

AI Quaeda — fully autonomous terrorist organization

The toilet paper beside the bucket makes its purpose pretty obvious.

Not for safety reasons, but because you’d be forfeiting $700 in profit by not selling it to some brain dead one-percenter.

These are, and forever will be, talismans of stupidity. Anyone seen driving one should be mocked until they feel the appropriate amount of shame for having bought one.

Their customers might! Though it is Kentucky…

And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? 😏

Ocean-front property… 😜