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[โ€“] [email protected] 258 points 11 months ago (18 children)

I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. ๐Ÿ˜Š

[โ€“] [email protected] 133 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 85 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Remember kids, always use protected branches.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pushing directly to main just feels better.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I prefer "master"

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

and remember, no means no. if git doesnt want you to merge, dont --force it

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

is that not what i said ?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Divorce be like, merge conflict, divergent branch..

Lol

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