dodslaser

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ok, hear me out: What if we were to dig a system of narrow tunnels under the city, and then let people drive through them. Of course, cars would need to be on some form of automated tracks to make it safe. Then you could link up multiple cars and make long lines of cars following the tracks to the same destination.

It's a brand new concept, I know, but modern problems require modern solutions. Maybe we can sell hats and flamethrowers to generate support.

(/s in case it wasn't obvious)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pushing directly to main just feels better.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can you really be proficient in a language you didn't invent?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I want nothing but potatoes in my chips!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Careful scream

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I fire 120 mm high-explosive rounds

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

That's kind of arbitrary though, and very dependent on humidity.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

rust: "You just translated someone else's essay"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sadly this will probably not change unless attacks become so frequent that paying the ransom is more expensive than hiring competent people and teaching them proper opsec.

It's bound to happen at some point, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I think "user" in this case means "employee". Phishing is by far the most common point of entry.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

clears table to make room for giant Yu-Gi-Oh playmat

It's time to duel, bitch!

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