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I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. ๐
And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? ๐
"LGTM, merged" ๐
Remember kids, always use protected branches.
Pushing directly to main just feels better.
I prefer "master"
and remember, no means no. if git doesnt want you to merge, dont
--forceit*dont --force it, you mean.
is that not what i said ?
๐
Divorce be like, merge conflict, divergent branch..
Lol
This is the kind of love I need in life ๐
So cute! And practical!
For half a second I read this as "to add a couple of features to my wife"
Plankton, from Spongebob, would.
this is actually cute as hell
Well, where's the fork?
That's true love.
That is so wholesome โค๏ธ
Are you One of the holy masters mentioned on the credits page yet?
*lowershisleftknee*