Get your filthy mitts off her. That's my future wife. As soon as my check clears, we're getting married.
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2025
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Me: I miss MySpace Tom...
The fediverse: We have MySpace Tom at home.
MySpace Tom at home:
I wish I could updoot this twice.
me too. i feel so official now, blessed by the grace of fediverse chic
Hahaha. I just got my own today as well. I have been graced by the Fediversals
I didn’t know this was a thing 20 seconds ago but now I feel left out and I am very cross.
Don't worry, friend. She'll slide into your DMs eventually.
🤞
She just did. Thank you for believing in me
i also got the dm. I blocked her because i thought it was some spam account. Is it not?
It is, but everyone on Lemmy got it at some point so she turned into a meme
I haven't yet :(
You can tell it's a scam cause Toronto isn't in Poland.
Sounds Mexican to me.
So whats the scam?
No scam. She's just a lonely girl who can't believe no-one here is taking her seriously... Tragic story as old as time.
Just like that Nigerian prince who has no one to give his fortune to :(
Same I was also finally blessed. Godspeed Nicole, Godspeed.
Crazy how I can't even get the spam bots interested in me.
I got the first wave then never again 😞
Voyager gang represent 🙋
Now you guys are just doing the work for her.
How is the ol gal
I was going to warn about gazillion "send nudes" and dickpic messages, but I think I'm way too late.
Someone check out her matrix and discord server and report back
Her discord is basically a default server with no change other than the server picture. She never spoke on it either so it’s not really clear what she’s trying to do. Can’t say much about the matrix server though but I’d assume it’s the same
Thank you for your service 🫡
my guess is that it's purely a test to get people to get Lemmy to be ready to fight actual spam. I mean it's so obviously spam nobody would think it's real, especially with how tech literate the average Lemmy user is, right?
She still hasn’t asked me out 😔
Give it time, she only just got to me today. She's a busy woman typing all these DMs...She'll get to you yet
The real kicker would be to find out that it's elon and he high as fuck.
Same… smh