The fact they don’t know (or pretend not to) why this is happening is the stupid part.
this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2025
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Conservatives are always talking about being "Alpha Males" and the first thing they do here is cry to Daddy Musk that people are being mean to them and can't Daddy punish all the meanies for them?
Same crybabies that vandalized private property with those dipshit I did that stickers.
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
These people are so stuck in their world holy shit. Do they really not see why people hate Elon???
They genuinely don't understand hatred and how it manifests in the world.
From the US Department of Justice:
Hate Crime: At the federal level, a crime motivated by bias against race, color, religion, national origin, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, or disability.
So is their argument that owning a Cybertruck is a disability? Because they might have a point there....
It's a religion
I ws going to say "Cybertruck owner" and "Elon stan" aren't protected classes, but you make a good point.
They have been collectively working very hard to reclaim the word 'retard', otherwise why use it so much?
It's definitely a sexual orientation
Wait, is that what cyber-sex is??
I'm about to eat $6k or some shit to get out of my Tesla lease early. Fuck Elon and the board that enables him.
I'm about to eat $6k or some shit
I'd choose the 6k ngl
I'm trying to hold out but people are making things difficult.
Try investing in a "I bought this before I knew Elon was insane" bumper sticker.
It's all in pennies, dig in
Cu at the bottom!
We're being harassed for having common sense
There's a lot to unpack here.
"It's just (race) science!"
He supports Elon? He deserves all the hate he gets.
Why does someone mention common sense in the thread ;) ?
The President doesn't respect any laws. Why should any of its citizens?
yeah, but that's very different. PUS is loaded, whereas these people probably aren't. Laws don't apply to rich people.
yup.
as a side note though, that's the first time I've seen the president of the United States shortened to PUS. I was always used to POTUS.
Yeah, I decided he's bag of pus. So I shortened it.
I can't think of a worse place to own a Cybertruck than Seattle, aside of course from areas with unpaved roads or any uneven terrain
Seattle roads are such a mess they might as well be unpaved lol. But yeah any time I see one here I wonder if they ever park or if they just drive in circles for a few hours then go back home
San Francisco, maybe?
Nah, there's gobs of them out here. I see one pretty much every day. The bay area is not the leftist mecca it is made out to be, there are a LOT of hard right tech bros out here who are on the Elon/Thiel/Yarvin train. Sure, you're gonna find more lefties who are more left than most places but the average is centrist lib, especially in SF proper.
Anybody have a link where I can buy those stickers? So I can keep them in a drawer safe and sound, of course.
good on you! making sure they dont fall into the wrong hands, i assume
I too have a very empty drawer.
How are car owners a protected class?
People supporting Elon are definitely a cult. And considering the amount of real estate Elon has, I'd say they qualify as a religion according to Frank Zappa.
Ultra carbrain: terminal diagnosis.
let's say I hypothetically sprayed these down with salt water
I know they used to have issues with surface rust, do they still have that?
Bleach also makes a very good oxidizing agent.
Hydrogen peroxide works pretty well. Especially the high concentration stuff they sell for hydroponics.
Hypothetically are you going to carry salt water e everywhere with you? Seriously?
Ita so much easier to carry small sachets of salt in tour pocket and way more discreet to tear open, pour into your palm and just accidentally put it all over the car as you walk past.
Just pour it into your pocket. It's an upgrade on pocket sand in any situation where you are dry. Sucks in the rain.
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Vandalizing Swasticars en masse may not just be a fever dream anymore.
"WELL I HATED IT!!!"
This is Michael Scott in real life. It's pretty much a lock that, though his fancy financial footwork, he also finds himself tremendously in debt on the truck.