[-] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago

What a bin chicken is, what sherbet is in Australia, there are more I can't think of at the moment.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

Wrong. They're all pokey man.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure it was actually nineteen ninety eight shortly after the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

This sounds like something a member of the United Atheist Alliance would say.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Maybe they should tell their clients to drop price so the monthly payment is in line with what it would have been when rates were low? No, surely they just aren't hustling hard enough.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Lol, I might need to add this to my rotation of fuck this crowd music to play on the touch tunes at a bar. I've cleared a few bars out playing the hulk Hogan theme song, the 30 minute pink Floyd song Echoes, and previously the uncensored 2 live crew song doo wah Diddy.

They took the latter off the whole ass app probably because of me. The song opens with "I met this bitch standing on the block, she'll suck on my dick and I'll buy her a rock." All to the tube of doo wah Diddy. Boomers get all excited about it and then get all salty. They don't make em like they used to.

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I didn't know they were pollinators. I feel low key bad about the battle I waged on some attempting to build a nest in my house the other day. I didn't kill any of them, but got some direct hits with the bug a salt. Pollinators or not, they can fuck right off from my house tho

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Came to say this. 9 hours late I guess

[-] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago

Reminds me of my friend who wouldn't go to the hospital immediately after getting hit in a rear end collision. He finally went a few days later when he started to lose feeling in his face and extremities. Turns out his neck was broken. Now he's got brain damage and a lot of motor issues. But hey, he's likely going to get paid from the insurance co. I told him to go straight to the hospital when he called about getting hit.

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