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[–] [email protected] 234 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

damn didn't realize yall would be so hostile

same feeling as: "wow very judgemental community here" lmao

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I still remember when someone came to /r/Wicked_Edge, a subreddit about straight razors, and asked to compare two disposable brands. People were as kind as possible.

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[–] CancerMancer 23 points 3 weeks ago

lmao I wonder if he's one of those guys who believes it's gay to wipe your ass

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[–] [email protected] 113 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"or should I say us 🇮🇹"

"Sopranos was my favorite show"

Oof. Imagine saying "roots was my favorite show so it makes sense my great great great grandparent was black"

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I have Italian ancestry and I've always found these guys to be cringe, but I also get why they do it . Many people in the United States yearn for meaning and interpersonal connection in their lives. "Being an Italian" provides a prepackaged, very commercialized possibility of community with little effort required - you're just born to it, so instant acceptance, right?

The reality is often less Soprano's chic and more "nonno and nonnina were illiterate farmhands who moved to the US for a better life. Nonno died from mystery cancer and all of nonnina's bones dissolved after birthing her 15th child at 24. Now chew nonnina's birthday cake for her".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

In no particular order, I have French, German, Dutch, Scottish, Irish, and a teensy tiny bit of "my great great great great grandmother was native American and we actually have the proof but nobody could ever tell without a DNA test so it only gets brought up when talking about obscure family genetic lineage"

Maybe it's because my family is super midwest-usa-bible-belt, and I never even found out about most of it until a genetics test when I got married to my now wife (we wanted to know if kids would even be a medical possibility with our various issues), but I don't identify with any of the places my ancestors lived in, so there isn't a particular culture I'd like to be part of. And to be perfectly frank I'm not sure I want to be part of any culture, I just want to tend to my forest with fair ~~Goldberry~~ my wife.

You do make a good point though, if you're looking to be part of something or feel particularly drawn to a culture after being immersed in what you think it's really like, I could absolutely see this happening with 100% sincerity.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

On the one hand, as a country of immigrants, there are tons of places where communities settled and brought their culture with them and so have a strong feeling of connection to their ancestry despite their culture today being completely different. The French Quarter of New Orleans comes to mind. On the other hand, we also kinda traded tradition for consumerism. We lack a real sense of history and culture of our own, making it easy to connect more with our hereditary culture than our country's.

You can also add to this the ease modern technology has brought in communicating with people across the globe. Americans are probably more likely than just about any other country to have distant family connections in other countries that they are in contact with. If you're French, you probably come from a generational line of French people who lived not far from you (relatively speaking). By comparison, as a kid, me and my parents went on vacation once to spend a week with some distant relatives of ours in Scotland because we have connections to a specific family castle there.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My sister got a DNA test done that shows we've got 96% Italian heritage and I've never seen Sopranos.

Guess I'm a poser

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You'd better go to Olive Garden and get in touch with your heritage.

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

There weren't enough hand emojis 👋👌, mama Mia's, or references to spaghetti. No wonder he didn't fit in.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Maybe if you're mostly German, you learn to avoid wild hand gestures from a young age. Just to be safe, you know?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Well they used to teach it in schools!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Or just register as a republican and say it's fashionable.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

You missed the main one🤌🤌ma che cazzo

[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

This looks like a great way to troll communities. Might do this in the France sub

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Hon hon hon fellow baguette connoisseurs!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

Defarge: We are so poor! We don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent!

Peasant: She's right. She's right. We all sound like Maurice Chevalier. Honh, honh, honh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VnjqSZ7mBQ

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Emily in Paris was my favourite show so it makes sense!

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm French, ain't no way a french community doesn't fall for it, this might be the easiest one to troll.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Ehhh qubecois are even easier to trigger than the french

[–] RowRowRowYourBot 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

IDK try pointing out to a French person "I know nothing about France but why should that matter after all it is just France. It's not an important place like America or The UK" they love it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Tell a qubecois they're not real french and it gets hilarious. Took french lessons as an adult and our teacher was from quebec, it got weiiird. At least the flemish have their own thing and don't give a shit.

[–] RowRowRowYourBot 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to sell wine in retail and for the most part only at nationally recognized stores. My favorite thing to do with French people is talk all about the culture that didn't invent wines but perfected them as I brought them over to the Italian sections

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

When I came to france, there were regular errors about my capital, brands etc from my home country (Sweden), which is okay, especially in the pre Internet times. But there were these arrogant people brushing it off like it doesn't matter because it's just some small country or whatever. My line with them was "no problem mate, we all do these kind if errors, like what's the capital of France, Berlin, Paris, Madrid? Who cares!?"

That worked surprisingly well, I'm just baffled no one had a brain aneurysm. Some were so angry.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Tbh, I would be much more triggered by the fact that you gave your DNA to a private company for fun, than any "oui oui baguette" jokes

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Americans are all saying they’re proud of their country and then say shit like this unironically.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Makes sense though because in America, everyone is American regardless of background, race, etc etc etc so people, in their search for ways to differentiate themselves from others, latch on to their heritage.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

in America, everyone is American regardless of background, race, etc

Except if you moved here recently, of course. We can't have that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Ironically America has incredible diversity within its borders. The average west coaster, northeasterner, Bible belter, and Midwesterner are completely foreign to each other. Plus a religious obsession with sports is another way we tribalize.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Me after I found out I'm 1% South American

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If he is mostly German good chance that his Italian roots are from the Italian Alps where they speak German.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago

I did one of those mail in DNA test and found out I'm like over 50% data breach

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

American with 7% Irish ancestry on the Shankill Road lecturing the locals on why they should have a united Ireland energy.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My brother got a DNA test and found we're mostly descended from Nordic people and not Germanic/Irish as we were told as kids. So naturally, I am now a Vikings fan.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When you learn that Vikings are also Germanic:

There is no escaping it, Gustav

[–] prettybunnys 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And the Vikings invaded the isles … so, they may still well be Germanic and Irish. Just sorta.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Basing your preferred genetic heritage on how much you like a TV show. Smh.

American Italians have embraced the pop culture caricature of themselves and become it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Americans ~~Italians~~ have embraced the pop culture caricature of themselves and become it.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

Americans when they find out they're 1/823th of a footballfield finnish: "OMG I AM SO DIVERSE! AND NOW A CERTIFIED MINORITY" Americans when they try to do finnish things: "Yeah no this is fake, its not possible for anyone to survive in 230f"

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago
[–] stevedice 26 points 3 weeks ago

Americans love to answer the question "where are you from?" with an ingredients list.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

My lineage is German, Irish, and Scandanavian, but my stomach is 100% Mexican.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He's like every other person in New Jersey

[–] RowRowRowYourBot 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's lonely not being Italian American in NJ. I was psyched when Korean and Japanese kids started moving into town in the 1980s because suddenly it wasn't me and 25 kids who all shared a common culture.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Marrone? Uffa, issat aposta be a Madone?

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