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[–] [email protected] 86 points 6 days ago

To the people reporting this: Yes, it's a prank by the governor. But he really did so it, even as a prank, and the news covered it. So the story can stay.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In all seriousness, language and word choice are a very big part of propaganda and influence. It's not an accident that we are discussing "death tax" instead of "inheritance tax", or that you see reports of "looters" vs "survivors/scavengers".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So true. We're manipulated daily through the power of words... what to buy/where to buy it, what to wear or eat, who to vote and not vote for, what to think and believe, how to live, now how to die even, etc. We need to open our ears more and really listen to what's being told to us.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Something I found very eye-opening was the Wikipedia editing guidelines/style guide. Specifically, they had (have?) section on weasel words.

Once you see these types of manipulations laid out, you start to see them everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Sorry, what are weasel words? Never heard that term. One I find fascinating is the way music and lyrics are paired together... people will happily ingest and dance and sing along to some of the most destructive lyrics, as long as the music is pleasurable to them.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago (7 children)

We the Australians shall invade the USA and reclaim it for the crown. Hencforth it shall be known as "New Australia".

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You could just call it New Australia anyway. Double up and change your maps. Apparently nothing stops you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I should send an email to the prime minister. Its easy to guess as it just follows the pattern of all the other members.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

NewNewSouthWales(final)(1).odt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

That's what we are renaming Texas

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I quite like the name "Kraft Vegemite^TM^ presents New Australia".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Powered by Bunnings

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

I'm okay with this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

U don't get our free healthcare tho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Well what the hell is the point then?!

Wait. The accent. I'm down for it again

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

We say the same every time u guys have a school shooting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Nah get the Dutch to retake it and rechristen us as Niewe Amsterdam. I want my coffeeshop weed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Whatever happened to Ameristralia? Wasn’t that a thing back on The Old Site for a while?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Its actually Lake 44.027354,-87.049900

Use the full name, y'all lazy motherfuckers

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago

Are you using the center point by surface area instead of the center point by mass!?! 🤮🤮🤮

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Atlantic ocean is now "the moat".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

"The Pacific" is now "NordVPN Presents: The Pacific"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

Interesting, the lake's name was changed from Illinois to Michigan around 1720. Time to take it back! https://digitalcollections.nypl.org/items/510d47da-ee8c-a3d9-e040-e00a18064a99

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I swear there was an episode with a similar argument in The Twilight Zone.

[–] [email protected] 192 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There has also been no word on if the state of Indiana was consulted.

Glad to see the reporter having some fun with this.

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[–] [email protected] 130 points 1 week ago

Absolutely top notch bit of trolling.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

This is great. Maybe officials from all over will rename places had make google add all the different names as per their policy. Imagine taking an interstate road trip and having place names keep changing on google maps as you cross state lines.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

If Canada renames Lake Michigan/Illinois to Lake Ontario 2: Electric Boogaloo, would Google label it as Lake Michigan (Lake Illinois (Lake Ontario 2: Electric Boogaloo))? What if Québec wants to spread some French to it too?

Edit: updated Lake Manitoba to Lake Ontario 2 because it's funnier

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