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Illinois governor declares Lake Michigan is now Lake Illinois (www.wilx.com)

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago (7 children)

We the Australians shall invade the USA and reclaim it for the crown. Hencforth it shall be known as "New Australia".

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You could just call it New Australia anyway. Double up and change your maps. Apparently nothing stops you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I should send an email to the prime minister. Its easy to guess as it just follows the pattern of all the other members.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

New New South Wales.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

NewNewSouthWales(final)(1).odt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

That's what we are renaming Texas

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I quite like the name "Kraft Vegemite^TM^ presents New Australia".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

I'm okay with this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Please do this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

U don't get our free healthcare tho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Well what the hell is the point then?!

Wait. The accent. I'm down for it again

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well that's fucked up

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

We say the same every time u guys have a school shooting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Nah get the Dutch to retake it and rechristen us as Niewe Amsterdam. I want my coffeeshop weed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Whatever happened to Ameristralia? Wasn’t that a thing back on The Old Site for a while?