[-] [email protected] 175 points 3 weeks ago

You and your 692 partners can fuck off

[-] [email protected] 99 points 1 month ago

PC Manager sounds exactly like one of those garbageware "PC tune up" apps I used to clean off of customer computers back when I worked at a repair shop. Right down to changing your homepage/search engine. But at least the other guys would give you a snazzy coupon toolbar or three.

[-] [email protected] 89 points 1 month ago

I'd pick wolf. They generally leave you alone and don't want anything to do with you. I don't know shit about gorillas

[-] [email protected] 132 points 2 months ago

Adding this to my list of reasons why I don't give "110%"

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

Bread pile (empty)

[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

Really saved us a lot of time when we figured out you could just piss in the can

[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

It’s been added on to. The original didn’t have the radio towers or “time out” area

[-] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago

Doesn’t help that Mentos is a candy brand over here in the US. My dumb ass would’ve definitely eaten half of this and only realize something’s wrong when I start burping bubbles

[-] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Born too late to die of consumption, born too early to be infused with microplastics, but born just in time to enjoy all the asbestos and cigarettes he could possibly want

[-] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This looks like oglaf for those that are interested

oglaf.com

Edit: Forgot to mention that oglaf is NSFW!

[-] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

IDK about other places, but the document we make our users sign make it clear that modifying the internal hardware is a fireable offense.

The laptop isn’t yours, use a personal device for personal stuff, and work device for work only.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago

I mean, can’t you just package your app in flatpack or even snap? Bam, your app works on 99% of distributions for little effort. That’s what Spotify does, and I’d argue they have even less incentive to support Linux than proton does

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