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[–] [email protected] 192 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There has also been no word on if the state of Indiana was consulted.

Glad to see the reporter having some fun with this.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 days ago

No mention of Ohio. Like it should be.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 5 days ago

To the people reporting this: Yes, it's a prank by the governor. But he really did so it, even as a prank, and the news covered it. So the story can stay.

[–] [email protected] 130 points 5 days ago

Absolutely top notch bit of trolling.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 5 days ago

The proclamation has been forwarded to Google to ensure the world’s maps reflect this momentous change

😘👌😆

[–] [email protected] 105 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

This is great. Maybe officials from all over will rename places had make google add all the different names as per their policy. Imagine taking an interstate road trip and having place names keep changing on google maps as you cross state lines.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I can’t wait to hear UK announce some changes to their official maps.

Does New England sound better than Virginia? How about New Albion?

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In all seriousness, language and word choice are a very big part of propaganda and influence. It's not an accident that we are discussing "death tax" instead of "inheritance tax", or that you see reports of "looters" vs "survivors/scavengers".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So true. We're manipulated daily through the power of words... what to buy/where to buy it, what to wear or eat, who to vote and not vote for, what to think and believe, how to live, now how to die even, etc. We need to open our ears more and really listen to what's being told to us.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Something I found very eye-opening was the Wikipedia editing guidelines/style guide. Specifically, they had (have?) section on weasel words.

Once you see these types of manipulations laid out, you start to see them everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Sorry, what are weasel words? Never heard that term. One I find fascinating is the way music and lyrics are paired together... people will happily ingest and dance and sing along to some of the most destructive lyrics, as long as the music is pleasurable to them.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 days ago (2 children)

UK declares US to be called "United Colonies"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago

"The Sort of United Colonies Kingdom" or The SUCK

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 days ago (11 children)

We the Australians shall invade the USA and reclaim it for the crown. Hencforth it shall be known as "New Australia".

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You could just call it New Australia anyway. Double up and change your maps. Apparently nothing stops you

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

NewNewSouthWales(final)(1).odt

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I quite like the name "Kraft Vegemite^TM^ presents New Australia".

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I'm okay with this.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 days ago (4 children)

In other news, Lake Erie is still haunted by ghost pirates that nobody cares about.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago (2 children)

As a Michigander, I'm going to guess it's just all the meth Ohio does and not actual pirates.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 days ago (3 children)

And South Dakota has declared North Dakota to be North South Dakota

[–] Threeme2189 19 points 5 days ago (3 children)

In response, North Dakota has challenged South Dakota to a duel. If North Dakota wins, both states will be combined into The state of 'Dakota'.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

If North Dakota wins, both states will be combined into The state of ‘North Dakota’.
And Nebraska will be renamed South Dakota. Then the process repeats. Until the entire earth is Dakota.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 days ago (2 children)

As a Michigander I declare Illinois is now South Michigan

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 days ago (4 children)

California should declare Lake Tahoe to be called Tahoe Tahoe.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Its actually Lake 44.027354,-87.049900

Use the full name, y'all lazy motherfuckers

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago

Are you using the center point by surface area instead of the center point by mass!?! 🤮🤮🤮

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait, we can just declare shit? This changes everything.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Shut up, ~~Thteven~~ Thefartographer II! I declare "shit"

SHIT!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

This is the funniest shit I've read today

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

The World looking at the US: .... HWUATTTTT??!!!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The Atlantic ocean is now "the moat".

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

Interesting, the lake's name was changed from Illinois to Michigan around 1720. Time to take it back! https://digitalcollections.nypl.org/items/510d47da-ee8c-a3d9-e040-e00a18064a99

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I declare AOC to be Queen AOC.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Lake Erie will become Lake LeBron.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

For the record, I do delare, that the Best Lake be named for the Best State. So now, hence forth and forever, Lake Superior shall be known as Lake Minnesota.

And Canadians, if you have a problem with that, shoulda renamed it faster.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago (3 children)

We already did — it’s named after Canada. Why did you think it was called Lake Superior?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Careful, we won't have burn units here in the US for much longer.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

West Virginia has just declared itself Virginia, Mountain High.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

honestly as a non-American, this would unironically make things less confusing: the largest city on that lake is Chicago and I always have to consciously remember "that city is in Illinois, but the lake it is on is called Lake Michigan".

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Illinois has a pretty small coastline with it though. Michigan and Wisconsin completely dwarf Illinois's coast on the lake (and Michigan by a lot)

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