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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago
  • remove redundant form of hemoglobin

Ah yes let’s make the entire system vulnerable so a single attack vector can shutdown every node.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

But feeling like I'm falling when I'm going to sleep is the only time I really feel alive...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has nightmares of slipping on ice and falling down stairs when I sleep. The kicks I do are annoying.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I'd like to reengineer the mosquito to draw blood samples, identify viruses, then create and spread vaccinations.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Could we also do something about the dark triad traits?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I would absolutely go for 6 fingers. Preferably an additional thumb. Not to mention an additional joint in each. Let's go base 12!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

Also please reroute the food pipe to not use the air pipe

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
  • regrow hair cells to mitigate hearing loss
  • (optional) eternal life and youth
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

These days it ain't looking like a bunch of us ought to live forever.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

Eternal life is p2w coming with season pass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

I think "Patch this Bish" is kind of how we got to this point.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I want my prehensile tail back, not this vestigial piece of SHIT!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

How do you picture it? Like a spider monkey, a fox, or like one of those hippopotamus's who helicopter chops their shit everywhere?

One sounds useful, one sounds cute, one sounds like your asserting dominance over unexpecting persons waiting in queue

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

I feel like different races would have different tails based on what's most useful to their environment.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Mosquitos are not humanity though.

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