But feeling like I'm falling when I'm going to sleep is the only time I really feel alive...
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Also please reroute the food pipe to not use the air pipe
- regrow hair cells to mitigate hearing loss
- (optional) eternal life and youth
Eternal life is p2w coming with season pass
I think "Patch this Bish" is kind of how we got to this point.
I want my prehensile tail back, not this vestigial piece of SHIT!
How do you picture it? Like a spider monkey, a fox, or like one of those hippopotamus's who helicopter chops their shit everywhere?
One sounds useful, one sounds cute, one sounds like your asserting dominance over unexpecting persons waiting in queue
I feel like different races would have different tails based on what's most useful to their environment.
Mosquitos are not humanity though.
Humans do bioluminisce, it's just too weak for human eyes and most detectors.
TIL
Thanks for the link! This is really awesome.
Thank you, I came here to say the same thing. The problem isn't that we don't glow, it's the fact that our eyes suck.
Also you are a flying squid and not a glowing squid, so its no wonder that we/you don't glow.
I speak as a human when I wear my human costume. That's exactly why I have this shirt:
Lol
Don't we have some of the best eyes in the entire animal kingdom except for birds?
"Best eyes"
Adjusts glasses
Not good enough obviously.
Can we also fix the depression glitch where happiness points aren't collected and your brain energy bar depleats completely with no way of regeneration without hacking the brain with 3rd party tool antidepressants.
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We need to have some process engineers look at the pregnancy and birthing process, there's much room for improvement. Maybe take a totally new approach to it, it's just not it.
The engineer solution: back to egg laying, which also fixes menstruation
Agreed, that shits rough on people. Impacts of teeth and post-partum. Yet a funny thing there is that we can tell you down to the day you were impregnated by the growth of the fetus.
Next person. Sir drink this stuff to make you shit your brains out and I'm going to shove my finger in your ass to see if we can get a scope of what your insides are like.
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