They are forgetting that TERRIBLE design choice where if you accidentally bite the inside of your cheek it swells up making it easier to bite it on accident again and again.

• separated genetalia from waste systems

• removed body hair and baldness

• fixed acne glitch

• added ability to change biological sex, with default neutral configuration

• rerouted laryngeal nerve

• uterus lining is now reabsorbed automatically

• reinforced spine and knees

• simplified foot structure

• adjusted mental pathways to better adapt to modern environment

-cartilage in joints can regenerate

-body can synthesize its own vitamin c

Other species already do these things smh.

• Eating and breathing pathways no longer intersect. This should prevent the bug when food could block the airway and result in death.

We need to have some process engineers look at the pregnancy and birthing process, there's much room for improvement. Maybe take a totally new approach to it, it's just not it.

2.0? Bruh, humans are still on pre-v1 beta

Frankly, I don't know how anyone can look at the absolute shit show that is the human body and go "yup, this was totally intelligently designed"

Humans do bioluminisce, it's just too weak for human eyes and most detectors.

• Suffocation sensation is now tied to a lack of oxygen instead of an abundance of carbon dioxide.

Well, we do glow in infrared...

Ahem... maybe new players forgot this, but humans have been bioluminescent since the oxygenic respiration patch ages ago.

https://www.sciencealert.com/you-can-t-see-it-but-humans-actually-glow-in-visible-light

The mosquito. By far the worst part of the human body!

I would have thought eating and breathing from the same hole would have been in this release 😞 guess I'll just have to wait till 3.0

Add new receptors to be able to feel wetness.
This is it cold or wet thing we have going on is just crappy design.

If teeth regenerate, do we have to constantly chew on things like rodents? Or is it an as-needed thing?

Casually forgot about cancer

Can we also fix the depression glitch where happiness points aren't collected and your brain energy bar depleats completely with no way of regeneration without hacking the brain with 3rd party tool antidepressants.

I’d like someone to at least look into the whole ADHD thing. It’s been going on for some time now without any word on why it’s there, or what it’s for- and aside from funny and relatable memes, it’s yet to provide any positive results.

I want my prehensile tail back, not this vestigial piece of SHIT!

• add pain snooze button

I'd like to request a bug fix: Eyelashes falling into eyeball. Need to fix the physics so they probably spring away or wash out easier.

Can we rather make the kernel more stable before we change the design? These instabilities cause the whole process to hang itself up or terminate FAR to often!

These are the sort of genetic engineering/eugenists I want to see. None of that "deleting gay gene" or "breeding smart people" pseudo science garbage.

Saltwater consumption when????

Also please reroute the food pipe to not use the air pipe

Mosquitos are not humanity though.

photosynthesis?

A. Add infrared vision to prevent burns.