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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 154 points 5 days ago (5 children)

The dude gets weekly dick injections which he classifies as 9.5 out of 10 on a pain scale.

Weekly.

Dude is a fucking moron.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 5 days ago (9 children)

9.5 out of 10. In his dick.

Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that's what it takes?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 5 days ago (3 children)

"You get to live forever but in exchange you have to get incredibly painful injections in your dick on a daily basis."

Sounds like a cursed genie wish.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Right? Miss me with that dick pain immortality.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

Probably because he knows he can't take his wealth with him in death.

What's the point of being pointlessly wealthy if you can't be pointlessly wealthy forever?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I truly hope that these people start getting massive organ failure and shit because of all of this experimental garbage they put into their bodies.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

It sounds like the dude just has a CBT fetish and doesn't want to admit it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

It's like those showerthought ultimatums : You can choose to gain eternal life, but every day your dick is the subject of the worst pain you've ever felt.

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[–] SonicBlue03 100 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

These erections are rigged!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He looks healthy enough to be a real snack for whoever gets to eat the rich

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Just not the dick. According to this article he gets weekly penis injections, but it doesn't say of what.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

It's completely normal father-son bonding. Find a different slant.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 days ago (7 children)

I'm about to be 40. I smoke. I don't exercise. I eat like shit.

I get erections like I was still in puberty and am horny pretty much 24/7. When the fuck does this shit stop?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 days ago (7 children)

When depression sets in...

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

I'm 47 and still get morning wood and very horny 24/7 it's normal for you if it's always been how you are.

Just so you know though. I exercise and eat right. Smoking, not exercising and eating like shit are all taxes against your future self.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i saw him on two separate youtube channels: Magnus Midtbø (norwegian climber) and Will Tennyson (bodybuilding vlogger)

in both cases, they were invited by Bryan Johnson to his lair, going through his routine. it felt like a surreal cringe fest of zero social awareness. Bryan was permanently looking for some kind of validation, comparing his skills to his guest, or asking the various personal trainers / doctors if he beat some younger age category, etc.

everything he does can't be healthy and i wouldn't call what he does "living". he's bound to a 24h program where everything is planned down to the minute.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

I don't mind this guy. He's basically committing his time, money, and body towards being a guinea pig exploring means that could benefit us all. I do understand there are some arguments to be had about some less-than-scientific approaches to his experiments, but I don't think it totally negates the value.

Also, oh no, talking openly about penis health is uncomfortable to puritanical Western norms.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Talking about your dick is one thing. Talking about your sons dick and using your sons blood is just fucking creepy. Hope the kid gets good therapy for this crazy shit.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sucks for this guy. I’m close to his age, I drank and smoked heavily for years and I look about the age he does

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

We need to get you on a strict penis rejuvenation regiment, immediately!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Yeah, that's a perfectly normal thing to do.

[–] restingboredface 23 points 5 days ago (7 children)

I couldn't get through more than about a paragraph before getting prompted to subscribe so I'm still little confused.

Why get measurements of your child's erections in the first place? How does this son feel about his PHI being shared all over the internet? Hard to imagine anyone being okay with that.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i didn't get any prompts, and read the article, so i'll quickly answer.

  1. the guy is obsessed with penile behaviour as a measure of overall health, for some reason, and measured the nocturnal boners of himself, as well as his 19 year old son, as a point of comparison.
  2. the son shared his dick metrics himself. seems he's well and fully invested in his father's phallocentric longevity scheme.
[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

Phallocentric longevity scheme is my new band name. PLS!

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago

While I do kind of like the idea of having data on random bodily functions like erections, can't say I'd be willing to share that data with my parents or the world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Fucking weirdos

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If your oncle on FB does its wierd , but once your wierd oncle becomes milliardaire, he ll be called Anti Aging Zealot all over Internet

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lol idk why but I find it so funny that you are speaking English with French nouns.

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