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[–] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Is "lost" a euphemism for buffered?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Picard: Humans aren't like that anymore.

Also Picard:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Probably some new dog whistle. Triple parentheses has been a racist dog whistle for a while so i wouldn’t be surprised if triple quotes are something similar.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The two temporal agents in question:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

What kind of star date is 1 JUL TUE? Is this some weird hoo-man slang that I'm too ferengi to understand?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Yeah, it's called gojo:

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And every other fascist won't look at this as "that could be me" because critical thinking is hard.

Fascists always eat their own. Always.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

When the replicator keeps giving you carob instead of real chocolate:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Gorn mating rituals are weird.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Seeing as how they can't reliably detect that I'm human or not, I don't have much confidence in this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

That’s the dream.

 

This happened twice in the 80s in Africa killing around 1700 people.

 

They could do the first season as the year with 4 emperors. The second season as the year with 5 emperors. And season 3 the year with 6 emperors.

Can you imagine how epic those would be?

 

Mon Mothma was forever changed by her time in the resistance as evidenced by this 100% accurate holophoto I was able to acquire from the ISB.

 
 

I was watching a documentary about the Wadi Derna dam and thought it was funny that the allamaraine aliens are also called Wadi.

 
 

Something in the article in this post (https://lemmy.world/post/29839640) is crashing the in app browser. I’ve cleared the cache and updated the app to make sure it wasn’t that. The article renders fine in the reader but if you let it render natively something loads after a few seconds and the app crashes back to initial launch.

I’m on the latest iOS on iPad and the latest Voyager.

 
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Inspired by a post in /c/memes by The Picard Maneuver

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