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[–] JadenSmith 21 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Pepperoni and pineapple pizza is a game changer. Upgrade that ham!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Salty, spicy, sweet.

Step it up one more time with some red onions, red bell pepper, and pepperoncinis. Sometimes I also like hot Italian sausage in that mix, too.

(It is to be noted I make pizza at home, so I go all out and don't stop at two toppings. I'm bad at baking so I use this super simple dough recipe.)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I’m a fan of pineapple, red onion, and black olive. The black olives provide the salty kick you’d get from the meats.

It sounds weird, but it’s an absolute win.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I've loved that combo for years. Got my grandson hooked on it too!

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I wonder if people who hate it are hating it after actually trying it, or they are just instinctually repulsed by the idea itself.

[–] Soulg 16 points 2 months ago

I do not like it. I don't like pineapple that is warm in any context.

I also don't give a fuck, I just pretend it's a mortal sin in the internet because acting extremely passionate about something so stupid and banal makes me giggle

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Good Hawaiian Pizza is great and mediocre Hawaiian Pizza is terrible. It needs to be piled high with sweet pineapple and salty ham or some other pork. It's really easy to get mediocre Hawaiian Pizza.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Nobody has ever actually given a shit about pineapple on pizza. This is just a dumb pop culture thing like pretending to be bothered by the word "moist" (nobody on earth is actually bothered by it until told to be).

We don't have to play along with the machinations of pop culture; we can reject manufactured responses.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This sounds like something someone who saw a blue and black dress would say.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Just call me Laurel.

Or Yanny.

Man, aren't we all just so edified and fulfilled having now shared in this communal sharing of sentiments we definitely actual care about

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

So I'm allowed to like moist pineapple pizza?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

THANK YOU

I am so over this forced meme.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, sure, but which way do you hang your toilet paper, frontie or backie?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I actually tear it apart sheet by sheet and stack the sheet for a toilet tower, the most reasonable choice in this debate that definitely matters and should definitely be used as a personality indicator.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You picked answer C for most of the questions which makes it seem likely you're someone who likes the ocean, sight, and the central governing body of the Catholic Church and the Vatican City State, And the letter C.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

pineapple + jalapeno = best veggie pizza ever

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I like Pineapple jalapeno and pepperoni, but the magic is the pineapple and jalapeno. It almost creates a whole new flavor and it's awesome.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Pineapple on pizza isn’t bad, it just feels… disjointed. It’s like I’m happily chewing on pizza, with all the expected flavors and textures. Yum. Suddenly, there’s pineapple there for some reason. It doesn’t mesh with the other flavors. It stands out too much. Pineapple dominates instead of blending in. It’s not that I don’t like it, or that I can’t appreciate the whole “salty and sweet” combination, but there’s no balance or harmony. That’s what I’m not a fan of.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The fuck bland ass pizza you been eating that pineapple can overwhelm anything?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

What kind of bland-ass pineapple are you eating?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (8 children)

Probably only cheese. I've known people who literally won't eat any other pizza.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Like just cheese? It should at least have flavour in the tomato sauce and seasoning no?

Edit: tbf I have never eaten plain cheese pizza unless you mean margarita which I don't like either

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

With the typical sauce. You'd be surprised how little people are willing to explore pizza.

In fact, if people say that pizza is their favorite food, they're almost 100% implying a cheese pizza.

And I worked at a busy pizza joint across from a college campus. More than 70% of all pizzas were a basic cheese or a very slight variant.

[–] phlegmy 3 points 2 months ago

That's crazy. I struggle with not adding 'everything' when I make pizza at home.
Ham, chicken, salami, mushroom, capsicum, onion, crushed garlic, pineapple, Italian herbs, a cheese blend, maybe an egg or two, then a drizzle of aioli after it's cooked.
Damn, now I'm hungry.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I'm willing to accept that there may be good pineapple pizza out there... but the question is WHY? It's never going to be better than the established greats. Why are people infatuated with an inferior alternative? I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Agreed, I don't hate it, but to me it's like I'm just eating pineapple and pizza at the same time. I love both, but eating both at once doesn't add anything for me and I don't think the tastes go together very well. I'd enjoy either one more on its own.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

You bitches wouldn't listen!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

wait until you guys hear about feta cheese on pizza. at this point i will add the feta to the pizza myself if i have to.

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[–] pelespirit 6 points 2 months ago

It's the sweet and tart, just like some olives.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

You monster.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Swedes put sliced banana and curry powder on their pizza. Sounds foul, but it's legit delicious.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Put what you like on your food and fuck anyone who criticizes you for it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Please don't fuck everyone who criticizes your food choices

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wanted to post the "everyone disliked that" meme but I'm clearly in the minority. Perhaps even more so as I love both black and green olives on my pizza 😋

To each their own! If anyone else likes olives I'll be over here enjoying my abomination alone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Olive mushroom pizza is my go to pizza.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

that's when I go get tested for covid

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The important thing is that the pineapple is small chunk sized so that it cools down with the rest of the toppings when it comes out of the oven. I had it once where the pineapple was larger than an olive and because they have so much liquid to retain heat they were still too hot to eat when the rest of the pizza had cooled off.

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