JadenSmith

I dunno man, I put the wrong pipe in doing some DIY in overalls and Nintendo now own my house.

They let me buy a sink back, which was strange since it looks exactly the same as the one I bought 20 years ago.

Ive always spent a bit extra for a certain brand of eggs, which I prefer, so I haven't noticed a great deal of difference if I'm honest.

Can't be skimping on good egg.

I don't know why people feel the need to lie about their profession, when they're easily caught out.
It's not often I've come across it, in my 83 years of working as a royal psychiatrist.

Pepperoni and pineapple pizza is a game changer. Upgrade that ham!

Hey now, those poor businesses need to make up for their profit situation! Even though they have all made record profits year after year... After year...
We will be in a recession once they decide it's time for one.

In a way the title is correct, I believe it's actually a system for the operation of trains. I hope this helps.

... This meme actually made me straighten my back, I was slouched over. Thanks, Mr. Duck!

To think, we all thought that email for a free cup holder, which opened the disc tray, was a joke... If only we knew...

I think about this from time to time, how it was normal to take 5-10 minutes for a computer to boot up at one point in time. Now my PC is up in seconds, and that's from a cold start.

I have heard that this is more true for some people in Tijuana.

Thank you for this comment, it makes me happy to know Lenovo have not removed their nipple.

How do you think I'm saving money? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)