Greedy CEOs? You better believe it : wolves!
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
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Just release them straight into the board meetings.
Undercook fish? Wolves. Overcook chicken? Wolves. Miss a dentist appointment without cancelling? Wolves.
Weight loss aficionados have to shop at wolf-infested grocery stores.
All the healthy stuff eaten by wolves leaving the packaged chocolate bars near the entrance/exit as the safest untouched items you can grab before the wolves get to them/you... I see no flaws in this plan.
Got the bottom of a 100 step staircase this morning to a coyote staring me down not budging. My instinct was to snarl and howl. More wolf. Solves everything.
I am pro wolf gyang
Wolfs do seem to be the answer to a lot of problems.
Wolves? More wolves.
Dr wolves instead of dr bees. "Today on international bring a shit ton of wolves to work day"
Believe it or not, there's a relevant xkcd
Wanna lose weight? That's right; Wolves.
I have two wolves in me, and they're both fat-asses.
I'm a little concerned about the wolves.. in you 😳
Considering they're on yiffit, that may well be a reasonable concern.
What's this? A handsome family picnic woefully underpopulated by wolves?
A large influx of wolves ought to put a stop to that!
Too many wolves? Believe it or not, release more wolves.
Exactly what I was thinking of.
So true. IIRC about 40% of Yellowstone wolf mortalities are from other wolves in territorial disputes (stat either from the books „The Killing of Wolf Number 10“ or „Wolf Nation”).
Releasing more wolves is a possible solution to too many wolves.
Wolf Nation
Or as it's known amongst fans of teen bestiality: Team Jacob
Too much gun violence, release wolves with guns.
Wolves with laser beams attached to their heads!
Frickin lasers.
I only got ill-tempered sea bass. No wolves with frickin lasers.
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Wolves can help you lose all of your weight.
Reminds me of one of my friends who is in his 50s and still obsessed with wolves like an elementary school kid. He non-ironically wears lots of wolf t-shirts and has his house decorated with tacky posters of them, etc.
I roll my eyes at it, but he's pretty fun to hang out with.
I would have rolled my eyes at it in my 20s but I'm feeling it in my 40s.
20s's me: "well how are wolf posters going to help you get ahead in life?"
40's me: "I dont care if you have sex with a taxidermied wolf, everyone has hobbies its all good."
Funny. In my 20s I didn't give a shit about getting ahead in life, more like getting head in life. So I would have been dismissive of wolf shit for that reason among others.
40s me to 40s you- fuck yeah go for it, let that freak flag fly!
Instructions unclear: Gave wolf offering of table scraps and warm place by fire, now have dog that barks at twigs
I have a friend who works as a park ranger in upstate NY. Every year the rangers have to cull the deer, but they use rifles. He said the problem is the only natural predator deer have in the area is the automobile.
I'm in Utah, and we drove out the wolves like 100 years ago and coyotes have a bounty, so we're being overrun with deer. As a result, it's really easy to get a deer tag here, since we need some way to cull the population, but it's still not enough. We're finally reintroducing wolves, but it'll take a while for things to rebalance.
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Exactly why I got no beef with deer hunters. How are there not enough humans doing that in NY?
The park is surrounded by residential neighborhoods. No hunting allowed for miles.
Most of them unintentionally hunt deer with their cars, from what my friend tells me. He said Pound Ridge has an absurdly high number of car accidents involving deer when compared to similar towns, hence the local support for culling.
Helpful Tip: in a pinch, other predators will do, but they should be spec’d up for lethality if facing larger prey.
Source: Fox that attacked congressman and others near Capitol had rabies, officials say
Finally, someone makes sense.
Sounds like one fix for all type maga thinking.
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